by gladheateher September 18, 2007
A place that it ridden with a despicable presence, something so banal and intolerable that it makes you want to stick your head up your own ass.
by mr. caitlin February 16, 2010
I happened to see a couple definitions of boones farm on urban dictionary and all of them seemed to have been written by either a racist, a homophobe, or a college kid. I couldn't decide who was worse.
by OMGWTFBBW August 22, 2014
The equivalent of cock-blocking, except for Farmville.
When someone walks in on you while playing Farmville. Generally ruins your farm-libido causing you to stop farmvilling for the night.
Interrupting one's farm voyeurism.
When someone walks in on you while playing Farmville. Generally ruins your farm-libido causing you to stop farmvilling for the night.
Interrupting one's farm voyeurism.
Dude, I'm so fucking pissed, I got farm blocked last night. I was getting it on with my farm when my friend Nate walked in on me. Fucking farm blocker.
I feel really bad about my job sometimes. When I go to drop off my van binder at the booth, the old women quickly reduce their farmville screens when the see me. I feel like such a farm block.
Damn, I was all ready for the best night of my life, but then Tony walked in and farm blocked me. I was busy seeding my mango tree when he crept in last night and ruined the mood.
I feel really bad about my job sometimes. When I go to drop off my van binder at the booth, the old women quickly reduce their farmville screens when the see me. I feel like such a farm block.
Damn, I was all ready for the best night of my life, but then Tony walked in and farm blocked me. I was busy seeding my mango tree when he crept in last night and ruined the mood.
by Gristmill... wait, who's mill? June 27, 2011
-the process of collecting, gathering, and accumulating by any means enough miniscule pieces of weed to smoke.
-usually only occurs at the very end of a bag, when there is almost nothing left but you really want to toke up one more time.
-can be measured in total bowls, joints or blunts filled from your harvest, but bowls is most commonly used measurement
-while most farmers tend to simply use their fingers, advances in the field have included sheets of paper, rulers, and in one non-confirmed case, a statically-charge balloon electrically harvested the weed planktons.
-usually only occurs at the very end of a bag, when there is almost nothing left but you really want to toke up one more time.
-can be measured in total bowls, joints or blunts filled from your harvest, but bowls is most commonly used measurement
-while most farmers tend to simply use their fingers, advances in the field have included sheets of paper, rulers, and in one non-confirmed case, a statically-charge balloon electrically harvested the weed planktons.
"Yo, I got home from the bar last night pretty trashed, and I thought I was dry until I plankton farmed under my desk so I could smoke a bowl and fall asleep."
"I spilled the pipe last night but John did some speedy plankton farming and we didn't lose a crystal!"
"I spilled the pipe last night but John did some speedy plankton farming and we didn't lose a crystal!"
by Devo and Dan February 19, 2010
The place you say dogs go when they are old or need to be put down instead of telling kids the truth.
Child:Mommy, what happened to spot?
Mum: He went to the squirrel farm.
Child:Why?
Mum: So he can chase squirrels. You know how he loves to do that!
Child: Are their really squirrel farms?
Mum: Yes, it's on the internet.
Mum: He went to the squirrel farm.
Child:Why?
Mum: So he can chase squirrels. You know how he loves to do that!
Child: Are their really squirrel farms?
Mum: Yes, it's on the internet.
by Jaeto February 10, 2010
by Offrey J June 03, 2006