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Fogmore

To Insert Ones Genitals Into A Chimney Top
by PV Erwinson Jr August 21, 2008
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Foghorn

When you try to preform an airhorn and you strain too hard you blow some gooey chucks of shit into the girls face. Bonus points for poo in the bare eye.
Alex just had one of those discontinued Ice Coffee's from Wawa and he just plain Foghorned Liz right up the nose. It was like those chocolate fountains at Senior Prom when she sneezed.
by BrianandAlexButtBuddies June 19, 2009
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Foclose

1. To get a joke by killing a joke; knowing the answer to a joke and killing the joke thereby.
2. Taking of another's home by someone of more intelligence, by and through exploitation of the lessors'.
3. fo-close –verb (used with object)
1. Pick up line -if this were a meat factory, you’d be prime rib.
Example: If this were a meat factory...(interruption), I'd go for some prime rib!? Oh that dude foclosed that joke.

2. Yo Stringer, dat Avon's crib o'er der? Nah B, you see, that's my crib. I'm about to fo-close up on that ass, ya feel me?
by DDockings April 8, 2010
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Following the Christmas tree

Jake! How did you get here so fast?

Once on the highway, I just kept following the Christmas tree.
by slofloat December 24, 2010
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FOCLOL

-Dude is laughing his ass off-

Dude 1: what's that guy doing?
Dude 2: He's FOCLOL-ing.
by Innocencex3 January 10, 2011
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foglism

The application of successfully completing the act of a 'fogle' difers slightly from a 'foglism'

A foglism does not imply the groping of a woman but that of a man from a man's perspective.

Usually an attempt to degrade or showing of sexual tendencies towards another man.
Nick just gave me a foglism, do you think he still respects me?
by Swarley Team 9 April 13, 2011
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Foclown

Foclown is someone who acts like a clown yet he's a fool at the same time.

They are very rare, and hard to fine.
Adam: Look at that dude over there, he's running away from the dog with heels.

Dave: he's such a foclown
by easygoing May 18, 2011
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