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Cuyahoga Falls

It's a city in Ohio, and it's pretty much filled with white people. Everyone's racists/republican. We've had the same mayor since the eighties because who else would wanna run this city?
It has a river, that pretty much just sits here. Being useless. And almost everyone there is fake. One thing that is odd out CF is that there's waaaay to much school spirit...and our football team sucks, seriously. Everyone's high all the time. Because that makes us seem cool. And everyone who lives in 'cauga' falls thinks people in Silver Lake are rich...because the houses there cost like 400,000 dollars...in conclusion. It's probably the best city in the world.<3 Everyone should move here.<33
You live in Cuyahoga Falls? You must be white!
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Central falls

One of the realest city’s in America. This is where crims are born. It had one of the best learning institutions in the country and only selected individuals can get into the multi million dollar school. This city has some of the finest men and is slowly rising to the top
Barrington kid: Oh shit your from central falls? How’s does it feel to live in luxury

Cf kid: It’s a everyday thing here in the mile
by Lil lonzo December 22, 2021
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Chuck Norris Facts

Chuck Norris has never seen a punch coming. He has only seen men adjust their shoulder slightly before he roundhouse kicks them in their face.

Surprising Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, only slaughters.

Chuck Norris choose the last pope

Sharks don't bite people when Chuck Norris goes for a swim.

A Bear can smell a drop of blood 2 miles away. Chuck Norris can smell fear 5.

Norris made history in 1997 when he was the first Westerner in the documented history of Tae Kwon Do to be given the rank of 8th Degree Black Belt Grand Master. In 2017 he will make history again when kicks everybodys ass... AT THE SAME TIME.

Chuck Norris doesn't carry atm cards, he only goes to registers and says CREDIT.

When Chuck Norris was born he gave the doctor a smack on the ass. The doctor still cry's till this day.

When Chuck Norris was a child he never asked WHY?

Chuck Norris didn't live through the cold war. He only put on and extra leather vest.

Chuck Norris is the only person that sees Shaq as a cute puppy.
Chuck Norris Facts are known to be true if this world were a utopia.
by C-los777 October 11, 2007
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Factsitive

A Mixture of Facts that acts like a Laxitive,Flurging Bullshit from the Brain.
He's been going around spouting pure Bullshit. Give that boy a Factsitive.
by Waboa February 7, 2009
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Fallshow

When you mess up doing a stunt, but are too embarrassed and proud to start over so you pretend it was part of the stunt.
Sarah: Jessica tripped in her gymnastics show yesterday, did you hear?
Ryan: No, she only LOOKED like she did. She REALLY did the splits!
Sarah: No, that was only a fallshow. She tripped.
by Pokechimp88 January 18, 2010
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false alram

1when drunk, closely avoiding some sort of danger/threat/or general unpleasantness. 2Can be used while sober in a sarcastic manner to describe panic over stupidity.
1Ish thta the copss? newp false alram!

2oh no! I lost my pen! oh wait here it is in my hand... false alram
by phreke July 8, 2010
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false directions

false directions are an epidemic of sorts that can occur when someone forgets a crucial point in the directions to his/her house. They can destroy friendships, party nights, drug deals, marriages etc.
Sue: Did you make that left at the signal or the stop sign?
Fred: The light... that's where you said
Sue: I said the stop sign....
Fred: you gave me false directions, god damnit.
by thatguybillmurray January 24, 2012
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