The depressed shit pile (invariably a dude) slumped over at the corner end of the bar when you enter the joint and who is still there when you leave...just more slumped over and depressed by that time. Wants people to ask him what's wrong, especially the cute bartender, but instead should be given a shot of cyanide on the house to end his miserable existence. Mostly likely became a bar-ender after his recent break-up with a hood rat.
"Shit, man, it took you forever to get the drinks."
"I got to close to the bar-ender and he had to tell me his tale of woe..."
"Let me guess; his hole left him for better dick!"
"No doubt."
"I got to close to the bar-ender and he had to tell me his tale of woe..."
"Let me guess; his hole left him for better dick!"
"No doubt."
by OdiumRex July 27, 2012
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POSTER - Posts a meme of UK Prime Minster David Cameron sitting on a couch with open body language (legs open, right arm touching face and left arm stretched over couch top) with the punchline 'Feeling horny? Me too'
poster adds his own line 'New Government plans: when you try to search for porn using Google, your computer will be forced to open this in a pop up window'
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10 people like this
REPLYER 1 - Surely this is encouragement. Camerfluff?
REPLYER 2 - That
REPLYER 2 - That's really horrible and I don't want to see that sort of image on my computer.
REPLYER 3 - *set as desktop background*
REPLYER 4 - Eewww.
REPLYER 5 - Congratulations at my first LOL since 2009.
THREAD ENDER - Happy days! my usual search is 'cameron creampie cumshot'
EVERYONE ELSE - silence......
poster adds his own line 'New Government plans: when you try to search for porn using Google, your computer will be forced to open this in a pop up window'
like . comment . unfollow post . share
10 people like this
REPLYER 1 - Surely this is encouragement. Camerfluff?
REPLYER 2 - That
REPLYER 2 - That's really horrible and I don't want to see that sort of image on my computer.
REPLYER 3 - *set as desktop background*
REPLYER 4 - Eewww.
REPLYER 5 - Congratulations at my first LOL since 2009.
THREAD ENDER - Happy days! my usual search is 'cameron creampie cumshot'
EVERYONE ELSE - silence......
by macdaddie79 August 31, 2013
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A person in Fortnite that puts You in the “knocked down” stage in proceed to end your life. This could be done anytime, anywhere, and in any conditions you, your teammate or the ender is.
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