glazed ears

When the beef curtains are so large that after eating her box you have glazed ears.

I went down on this chic last night and came up with glazed ears.

by Captain Underpaints February 4, 2015

ear knob

The part of the ear that you slob on.

Noun “slob on my ear knob”

by Thefirstearknob March 29, 2021

cupid's ear

A situation in which one has a severe crush, to the extent that they hear their crush's name being mentioned, even though this isn't the case

"Can you grab some bread?"

"Did you say something about Brad?"
"No, you totally have cupid's ear!"

by YesIjustSaidThat July 27, 2014

cloth eared

Cloth-eared: (adj.) Describes a person who is dull, insensitive, or thick-headed. It refers pejoratively to one who acts as though their ears are made of (and functioning like) cloth, as a stuffed animal would have.

I've told you time and again, don't put the toothpaste in your mouth before your toothbrush, you cloth eared bog-trotter!

by Lakota Houston August 10, 2017

Ear butter

When a voice is so smooth it is described as butter (but for your ears and not your mouth because it's sound and not food)

"damn dude, that guys voice is ear butter"

by Jeff Dunham October 26, 2017

UFC ears

When your a lad but you can't get lade cuz you got one of those UFC years.

Ballet dancers have f'ed toes, baseball players have weird beards, but I can't believe he's got UFC ears!

by UFC ears December 20, 2020

ear kaboom

When a dog’s ears flip over.

My dog is so derpy, she just had a double ear kaboom!

by MineBloxKy May 22, 2021