Eating a sandwich

A phrase used when telling your children about the time you and your high school/college friends got high out of your minds but still want your kids to respect you.

Kids, your Uncle Marshall was overdosing on xana- I mean, eating a sandwich.

by VeeTree April 23, 2021

Eating dick

National eating dick day is on May 2 . Girls Celebrate by going out with their couple and eating their dick.

Julia:”I’m going to my boyfriend house to eat his dick.

Juan:”Why?”

Juliana:”Today is national eating dick day.”

by anonymous May 2, 2021

Eating box

Jonah’s favorite thing to do, he takes pride in how much he loves it

Me: did you hit
Jonah: nah I was eating box all night

by Neveratethebox5 May 31, 2021

eating the mic

When someone playing a video game puts their mouth so close to their mic it sounds like they're eating it.

Guy: I caught a kid eating the mic while playing Fortnite.

by DaphneTheLoser June 29, 2021

eating coco

the act of eating someone out while they have nesquick chocolate powder in their ass/pussy.

Jason: yo did you know Alex likes eating coco?
Andrew: thats a lil kinky but all power to him!

by dweebietweenie July 16, 2021

eating the flesh of humans

you eat flesh, basically being a cannibal

somebody: i have been eating the flesh of humans.
somebody else: ok.

somebody: *s̶͎̣͗́̀̽̄̈́͘͠t ̩̭̲͇͍̀͌̀͐ͅa ̡̜͖͔̺͍̥̥̬̳͖͚͖̂͒̏͠r ̨̼͔͕̣̱͇͒̊͋͊̄̅̒͛̏̏͐̿͊e ̱͍̥̻̟̰̹̯̥͊̈́̒̾̔̈́̃͑̕̚ş̶̢̯͎͈̖͊́̃̉̏͐̔̃͊̚͘͝*

by YOUAREALONE9999 August 8, 2021

Eating the pigeon

To do something pointless and/or boring. Like snooze level boring. "Why am I even here?" Boring. But you cant stop doing it. Never.

Jack: "How was it at grandma house?"
Mark: "Ugh, it was like eating the pigeon!"

by Pennington.S.W August 10, 2021