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redneck engineering

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1.you fix everything with duck tape
2.when in boy scouts you fix your tent with duck tape
Adam: How you fix your gun.
Clayton: Redneck engineering.
by adam clayton January 28, 2012
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3rd Engineer

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A slightly evolved Neanderthal capable of using tools fashioned from stone for the purpose of making excessive noise, mess, and headache for the rest of the ship’s crew. Rarely seen outside of their dark cave like engine room due to their lack of social skills and appearance of a drowned bilge rat covered in gunk. Communication skills range from a grunt like sound to a snarky response. When encountered they can be found talking to themselves-because no one else will- or painting each other’s faces with oil.
Without the help of the seasoned sailors in the deck department, engineers would have the ships sailing in large, slow circles days upon end. Thank goodness we have Captains to be responsible for our ships.
3rd Engineer: Look, I broke this so that I can pretend to fix it all day! YES!
by CaptAlly December 28, 2011
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Agricultural Engineer

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Individuals, within society, who participate in the practice of planting, germination, and raising of flora.
A FARMER is an Agricultural Engineer
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doesnt even have to tell his parents he is gay! there will always be that one snake in your engineering class
by sssssssssnakeeeeee February 19, 2018
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Foods that have animal genes put inside them.
Those moths just made my potato become a genetically engineered food!
by megan lAy November 28, 2007
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presidental engineering

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Not fixing something correctly. ie. Nigger Rigging
That is some quality presidental engineering the way you taped the window closed in the hoopty
by ace9472 March 11, 2011
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