Ear Penises

Relating, but not limited to the earbud part of Nuraphones. These headphones are an in ear AND over ear headphone. The ear buds are attached to the inside of the ear cup and protrude slightly - resembles a penis

Man: “I forgot my ear penises in your car!”
Woman: “I’m already home, I’ll put them in my mailbox.”

by Are You Steve? June 13, 2019

ear knob

The part of the ear that you slob on.

Noun “slob on my ear knob”

by Thefirstearknob March 29, 2021

ear jam

the waxy residue (and other gook) in your ears

HIM: the cat really likes me scratching the inside of her ear. HER: of course she does, you're cleaning out her ear jam for her...

by happyjappy June 13, 2008

Reebok Earrings

When a man and woman are having intercourse in the missionary position and the male positions the female's feet up towards her head near her ears.

I gave that chick a pair of reebok earrings last night.

by Sllewdear May 9, 2017

Ear hustlin'

Eavesdropping; listening in on someone else's conversation.

Tell my man to stop ear hustlin'..

by V dot February 19, 2012

ear kaboom

When a dog’s ears flip over.

My dog is so derpy, she just had a double ear kaboom!

by MineBloxKy May 22, 2021

twat ear

someone who's ear has a remarkable resembelance to the female genetalia.

"Do you like that Ms. Blann woman" said Dave.
"NO" replied Louie, "shes a total twat ear".

by Juan 12 November 8, 2007