it's drowning

TERRIBLE!
BAD!
horrible!

shpiler: how's with it?
the unfortunate: It's drowning =

by tzipi January 26, 2008

The south florida drowning

It is when you take you girlfriend on vacation in south florida. the two of you have a nice dinner and you end the night with sex. as you are about to cum you hold her nose and begin to strangle her and right before you cum, you force your dick in her mouth so she is forced to swallow every drop as she gasps for air. (usually white women will let you do this more than once.)

The south florida drowning

man: hey honey, im horny
woman: lets have sex
man: i heard of a new way for oral sex, can we try it?
woman: yeah sure
man: OPEN YOUR MOUTH BITCH!!!!! OH YEAH, OH YEAH, OH YEAH!!!!
woman:GASPS!!!!! AND GASPS!!!
man: im about to cum!!! give me your neck!!!
woman: GASPS, GASPS, GASPS
man: holy shit!!!!! boooom down your throat!!!!
woman: laying lifeless
man: awaiting trial

by Olivetree September 6, 2013

Droopy the drowsy fucker

Droopy, a drowsy fuck who goes to work and picks up a call of a customer, mid way through chat, he says I will be right back and falls asleep in his chair,

Droopy mate! Droopy!!!, He said hes gone to work, *bed* "Droopy the drowsy fucker"

by A person of some type... November 24, 2016

Surround and drown

When a lucky person gets surrounded by men, women or both and all streams release a golden shower display to rival the Bellagio hotel covering the lucky recipient with warm yellow goodness.

The party was nuts, everyone surrounded R Kelly and gave him a surround and drown.

by padawamedic May 28, 2018

Pond to drown irrelevant thots

Life is pure, beautiful and wondrous. Are you gonna let a petty hoe take ur shine? Nah ma g. You need to rid all the negativity and fakeness from your life. This pond will help the world become a safer place. if the booty too fat the stomach prolly fat too . if ANYONE came to ur head whilst reading this, you should prolly push them in girl.

irrelevant psycho that thinks shes the shit: hey!

queen: DROWN IN MY POND YOU IRRELEVANT WHORE

crackhead: ouu whats it called

queen: iss the pond to drown irrelevant thots

by i do not tolerate uglys December 22, 2018

Pond to drown irrelevant thots

Life is pure, beautiful and wondrous. Are you gonna let a petty hoe take ur shine? Nah ma g. You need to rid all the negativity and fakeness from your life. This pond will help the world become a safer place.

irrelevant psycho that thinks shes the shit: hey!

queen: DROWN IN MY POND YOU IRRELEVANT WHORE

crackhead: ouu whats it called

queen: iss the pond to drown irrelevant thots

by i do not tolerate uglys December 22, 2018

Jo do duroj

Usually used when you're tired and cant handle anymore unfair shit thrown at you repeatedly. meaning you'll wait and you'll wait

Friend:"You just failed 3 subjects and physical education"
You:"jo do duroj , do duroj"

by todumbtolive April 25, 2022