Dry Dump

A Dry Dump is a fart that is so satisfying it will feel as though you've completely voided your bowels. Originally thought to be a "phantom poop," Dry Dump is most appropriately made/deployed while mingling away from lavatories. One should be sure to brag members of the opposite sex about such a fulfilling sensation.

While walking up the steps to my Bio class, I released such a great dry dump that I thought I had just left the bathroom.

by Frank Lambert, Jr. February 22, 2011

Dump Salad

(adj.) Feeling abhorrent, dreadful, and lackadaisical, in all bodily and mental functions, usually as a result of heavy drinking and/or excessive amounts of alcohol

Friend 1: "Dude, we drank way too much last night. I feel like dump."

Friend 2: "Yeah bro, dump salad!"

by Norman F. Crabtree May 30, 2012

Dump and Bump

Dumping a girl/boy to move up to a higher girl/boy therefore climbing up the dating ladder. Dumping someone unfavorable to bump to a hotter and better alternative.

"Hey man, what happened to you going out with Alison?"

"Right now in dating Emily. I just dump and bumped that shank."

by wotah January 8, 2015

Dump and Hump

When you are out of anal lube so you tell your fuck partner to take a dump and not wipe so you have a nice ripely lubed asshole.

Britt we are outta lube and i wanna cram my dick in your shitter...lets Dump and Hump..go take a dump but dont wipe.

by Elohdaeh September 27, 2015

Dump Pump

When one experiences repetitive, explosive episodes of diarrhea with ones innards pumping out wet, watery feces with seemingly no end in site. The minute one thinks their are done the dump pump returns.

Roger won't be partying with us tonight. He's still hung over from last night and he's been a dump pump all day today. His pucker ring is tender to the touch.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2016

Dummydick

Someone who is a complete idiot and doesn’t know their ass from their toes

Bro that guy is a total dummydick

by Dominic Dwater June 1, 2019

dummy thiccc

tbh ngl it’s the most thicc you could ever be
like sarah

woah sarah is so dummy thiccc

by construction man March 12, 2020