Driving a Bentley

Leading someone on. More specifically, the act of leading a woman to think you're in love with her while you actually have very little interest in her at all, but wouldn't mind "hooking up with her once in a while". The term comes from The Bachelorette contestant, Bentley, who did exactly that.

Girl 1: "What happened to John? I thought you two were getting serious."
Girl 2: "No. He was driving a Bentley".

by Crazy Janie Poo July 1, 2011

hat driving

What farmers in a utility do- no indicators, 25 mph, middle of the road.

Pa Wright gave a display of some of the finest hat driving south of the equator.

by Poll Hereford November 2, 2009

park drive

Time well spent driving around aimlessly in the park. One might enjoy the scenery and people watching while hoping someone will catch thier eye. They might also hope someone, even creepers, will holler at them. Some might be naturally offended by this but a true park driver would be thrilled. And if you are really lucky you might happen to see a rare hot skater in which it will make your day as you stalk them. Also one must bring a good cd in order to make his/her drive complete!

Park driver: oh wow there's a skater! Turn around let's drive by six more times! Omg he saw me! This isnt creepy at all!

by Lookingforahotskata July 4, 2009

Driving to dads

Another way of saying smoking weed or getting high.

Kosta: yo, are you driving to dads tonight?
Dan: yes brother, can you get me some snacks?
Kosta: of course just let me know what you want.

by DickHead67 June 16, 2019

Jackin Drive

To drive a vehicle and masterbate.

My hormones were out of control, I had to pull a jackin drive on my way home tonight just thinking about you.

by AMC1987 February 23, 2009

Grindr Drive-By

Grindr Drive-by: the act of driving by a suspecting, closeted homosexual.

“Hey let’s do a Grindr Drive-by to see if Kevin is really a Mo!”

by YoYo4Life October 19, 2018

Knee driving

Similar to knee steering knee driving is a more competitive version when the driver of a car uses only their knees to steer the car when driving for as long as possible.

Person #1: dude I’ve been knee steering for 5 minutes!
Person #2: dude 5 minutes is nothing, you know the knee driving world record is so much longer!

Cohen H Koshar holds the world record of knee driving for 69 miles.

by DTOpposion December 26, 2022