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Salad dressing

Guy 1: hey pass the lettuce lube
Guy 2: you mean salad dressing?
Guy 1: lettuce lube
by GUYS WHERES MY DICK May 30, 2025
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Little Black Dress

Little Black Dress (LBD) refers to a character who, like a little black dress, "goes with anything." These are characters who are easily paired with almost any other character, including crossover characters from other fandoms.

Also known as the Fandom Bicycle ("everyone gets a ride"), the Launcher of a Thousand Ships (a reference to Helen of Troy), or the Cargo Container (gets shipped everywhere).
Person 1: Yo bro, what character do you think is a Little Black Dress?

Person 2: I think It's.. Kim Dokja.

Person 1: I know! People even ship him with other people that isn't even in his universe..

Person 2: Really?! Like who?!

Person 1: Huh.. Some examples could be Gojo Satoru, and.. Sung Jin-Woo.

Person 2: One comes from the same studio that adapted ORV and another one is a different genre of comics AND animation.. Wow.
by aaaaaaanoooooonnnnnn September 30, 2023
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Dressing the Turkey

Taking a shit in the Turkey before baking at 450 degrees Fahrenheit for 6 hours, and watching later as all your elders enjoy your home cooking.
Old man: "Oh darling, your Turkey is delicious this year. What's your secret?"

Woman: "My secret sauce."

Old man: "Well I enjoy you dressing the turkey."
by Colojolo July 26, 2009
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Half Dressed Honey

Wow the beach is just chock full of half dressed honeys today.
by Adapt April 4, 2008
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Dress the Squirrel

To put a condom on
Prinny Kinny forgot to dress the squirrel before busting his nutt.
Now he's expecting a little mini Kinny.

Moral of the story: Always dress the squirrel.
by BJ Strange March 7, 2014
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Dressing the Skeleton

When one does a pointless task for no other reason than to satisfy the deranged humor of another individual.
Person 1: Why are you painting the grass red?
Person 2: Just dressing the skeleton for the boss. He thinks it is funny for some reason.
Person 1: You are retarded.
by fingergunmitch July 22, 2018
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cause spooning in a dress

Someone who's too fat to get into a dress and have to refund it back
that's cause spooning in a dress duh
by TheJocker037 October 5, 2019
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