Window Dressing

When two females pull there meat sheets together while scissoring

I was never the same after I walked in and found my girlfriend and step mom window dressing...

by Drape Vapor May 29, 2023

party dress

Rolling paper.

Last dance with MaryJane. Got to put on that party dress.

by joemamma2 August 21, 2021

Does her dress have pockets? Because where in the world is she keeping her audacity?

"Does her dress have pockets? Because where in the world is she keeping her audacity?" is a 2021 colloquialism that expresses astonishment in response to an action perceived as rude, intrusive, or tactless. It is often shortened to "Can you believe the pockets on them?" or, simply, "the pockets."

"My mother-in-law just left a voicemail that she's on her way to stay with us for the next month..."
"Does her dress have pockets? Because where in the world is she keeping her audacity?"

"The new hire just interrupted the CEO during a meeting. Can you believe the pockets on that guy?"

"Deborah came right up to me at the bake sale and complimented my snickerdoodles even though I know for a fact that she told Trisha that she thinks my snickerdoodles taste like chlamydia. The absolute POCKETS on this bitch."

by eggsaladsocks September 24, 2024

Harry in a Dress

Only the most valid and best thing.

Harry in a Dress is very sexy, manly and beautiful.

by charlotte lolz November 20, 2020

Bella Dress

A dress worn by psycho who deliberately drivs recklessly and almost k*ll passengers for attention, then shows up at said passenger’s friend’s house uninvited.

Don’t get that dress. It’s a Bella dress.

by Total Simp April 8, 2023

National dress as your GTA Character Day

wear the same outfit your GTA character has on :)

This event is held on December 21st

person 1: " Yooo, look at my GTA character"
person 2: " You know what day it is right?"
person 1: "nah what are you talkin ab?"
Person 2: "National dress as your GTA Character Day"
person 1: "oh fr"
person 2: "yes now change rn"

by Tylera14 December 21, 2022

Dressing the Table

Leaving the tip at a restaurant.

Since you're paying the check I'm dressing the table.

by Grampa Les May 21, 2019