Ding Dong Dick

The act of leaving a 7 foot dragon dildo at ones door after ringing said victims door bell.

Brad broke up with his girlfriend so her friends decided to Ding Dong Dick him.

by ItsDarc August 4, 2020

Donkey Dick Fingers

Humongous fingers the size of donkey dicks

Diana lost her virginity to Amer's donkey dick fingers

by PhD Prosperous Groats August 11, 2020

dougs dick

Really fucking smelly. Doug’s dick is way below average with long cheesy pubes

Hey Doug! Fuck you and your cheesy little dick. Dougs dick sucks

by Maiya johnzyn 69 May 17, 2022

Dookie Dick

A man that fucks another man in ass

I heard that you and Eric are Dookie dicks

by Polk County florida May 24, 2022

double decker dick

a rather, obscurely large penis. it usually has the size of about 5 double-decker buses. double decker dicks are uncommon, though some males have one much similar. for an example, brown's big wanger.

person: hey, did you see that double decker dick on the news?
person 2: yeah! it was so massive! but not as big as brown's big wanger.

by dabmaster11037 December 17, 2019

Don’t stick your dick in crazy

A rule all men should live by if they don’t want to have their lives ruined.

Elon: Yo I just banged Amber Heard last night.

James: Yea I’ve banged Amber Heard before, do not recommend.

Elon: Why not?

James: did you see what she did to Johnny? She beat him, told everyone he raped her. Now he’s getting cancelled and his career is in the toilet.

Elon: Shit, I guess I didn’t follow the most important rule: Don’t stick your dick in crazy.

by anonymous May 30, 2022

Dope boy dick

Giving someone such good Dick. They keep coming back. It gets to the point where they fall for you.

He gave her that dope boy Dick. She won’t leave him alone now.

by GodofWater October 6, 2022