post hang out depression 

The sadness that is felt after you hang out with your friends and you come home alone and bored.

(Kid comes into the house looking sad after hanging out with his friends)
Mom: whats wrong?
Kid: Post hang out depression

post hang out depression by wtf is a pseodonym!?!?!?!?!?!? February 28, 2009

Depression 

Being smothered by sadness, with no good reason to feel that way. Kind of like you live underneath a pile of crap, that's the best I can describe it. Things just can't make you happy anymore.

Yeah, depression is a bitch.

Depression by somebodysbaby January 5, 2011

Great Depression II 

An increasingly popular term for a global economic crisis generally blamed on corporate corruption based in the U.S., especially under President George W. Bush, though its full impact will occur after Bush's departure from public office. As of January 2009, it isn't certain whether the crisis will equal or even surpass the original Great Depression in severity, though comparing the two events is akin to comparing apples and oranges.

The global economic crisis that many are referring to as Great Depression II has been variously blamed on corporate corruption, globalization, capitalism, George W. Bush and greed and stupidity, all of which are coincidentally associated with Bill Gates, whose public relations team ironically promotes as a philanthropist.

Great Depression II by David Blomstrom January 31, 2009

Post Potter Depression (PPD) 

That feeling you get when leaving the theater after watching Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2. You can also receive PPD from finishing the last novel in the Harry Potter series but this wasn't as bad because you always had the option of waiting for the movie to come out.

Guy 1: (upon exiting the movie theater) Dude, that Harry Potter movie was epic! I can't wait for the next one to come...oh.

Five days later

Guy 2: What's wrong with Guy 1, he hasn't been himself lately.
Guy 3: He's suffering from Post Potter Depression (PPD), last night he tried to kill himself by shouting Avada Kedavra and pointing a twig at his face.

Post Potter Depression (PPD) by ncalderonhunt July 21, 2011

e-depression 

Loser american kids (or wannabe american kids) who think they're 'depressed' and moan on about it on the internet all the time, via msn and chat forums/rooms.

If they really knew what depression was, they wouldn't be on the internet talking to others about it.

Usually coupled with poetry that's utterly shite and has a miserable tone to it.

Oh woe my crimson skies, when will it all end (like)

"Life sucks i'm gonna end it like the agony of the night sky"

"I slit my wrists and tell people about it"

e-depression by Rhythmic December 5, 2004

post-Potter depression

The empty feeling that comes from finishing the seventh book in the Harry Potter series and realizing there will be no more.

Lucy started reading the Golden Compass books to fight her post-Potter depression but she said she just kept waiting for Voldemort to show up.

post-Potter depression by Iva-Marie December 15, 2008

derpressed 

Being depressed over something stupid/silly or for a seemingly stupid/silly reason.

derpressed kid: "im depressed because my mom wont buy me black ops."

depressed kid: "what? i think your derpressed dude because thats no reason to be depressed. i'm depressed because my mom ran over my dog!"

derpressed by chaosweapon1 March 29, 2011