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Upper Decker

When someone poops in the top part of a toilet, (the part that you have to take the top off) so when someone else goes to the bathroom and flushes the toilet instead of clean water coming in and filling the toilet, shit water comes in. This is done as a pratical joke, usually done at parties.
Guy 1:Hey I just did that Upper Decker in the toilet upstairs and Jennifer went in there.
Guy 2:Hahahah, what'd she do when she came out?
Guy 1:I don't know, she's still in there!
by Kevinnnnnnnnnn December 26, 2009
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kentucky upper decker double blumpkin

When a man is taking a shit in the toilet tank while a female is sitting on the bowl reverse cowgirl taking a shit and sucking his dick then once they are finished they preform a reverse 69 licking each others assholes clean.
Dude last night i got a kentucky upper decker double blumpkin, and my ass has never been cleaner.
by tootalljen89 November 22, 2011
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Decked

Past tence of "Deck"

When a person is pulled to the floor by another person in a surprising and explosive manner.
John: "I'm gonna deck you"
Grandmother: "please don't, I'm old"
John: "shutup"
John: *slams his grandmother to the ground*
John: "get decked, bitch"
by Uneducated in general April 25, 2020
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Double Dock

A sexual act where both the vagina and cervix are penetrated.

In anal sex, this can also be when both the anus and the Houston valves are penetrated.

Also referred to as double dipping.

If you don't know what the Houston valves are and are too dumb to figure it out, please consult Google.
His dick was so long he was able to double dock his shawty.

You know you have a big dick if you can Double Dock.

His dick is so big, it's a double docker.
by LordofWales August 9, 2010
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docker's omelette

a lump of phlegm.
"What's for dinner today?" asked Saddam.
"Just a docker's omelette until you tell us where you have hidden those WMDs" replied his CIA interrogator malevolently.
by Dunky Oggins December 23, 2003
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Swabbing the poop deck

"Yarr, ye be swabbing the poop deck, or I be sendin' ye to Davy Jones' locker!"
by Murfatron/Phil/Kyle/Paul. June 11, 2006
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Top Deck

1: Used as a term for luck in obtaining a certain card to keep you alive or to win the game.
- Originating in Magic the Gathering
Charlie is a lucky muther fucker. He top decked a thoughtcast and then double shrapnel blasted me for the win... wat a Top Decker.
by Mr. Morgan Freeman October 26, 2004
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