December 15

National ejaculation day

Hey bro gonna take part in the event on national ejaculation day december 15th
Sure i already told my girlfriend about it

by Ur mum loves ur freind December 13, 2020

December 19

National throw bananas at your family day

mom: why did you throw a banana at me?
me: because its December 19, national throw a banana at your family day

by theydinosaur December 18, 2020

December 20

Give Your best friend your hoodie day

Me: can I have your hoodie

Bff: why
Me: it's December 20th
Bff: sh*t

by Funny as hell December 19, 2019

December 7

national give your gf/bf a hug day!!!

go up to yiur gf/bf and give them a hug!!

girl: guess what day it is!?!
boy: what day!?!
girl: december 7th!?!
boy: *hugs girl*

by badbih567 December 5, 2020

December 2nd

A day everyone is planning to skip school

Bradon: Dude, are you going to school on monday?

Jessie: No way! It's December 2nd!

by thatgirl789 October 29, 2019

December 1

the day all guys are excited for

person 1: "i can't wait for December 1"

person 2: "why?"

person 1: "because it all cums out ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

by -0w0- November 18, 2019

December 16

National give your girl a hoodie day. You give your girl your hoodie or you give your man's your scrunchie. Or do both if your lgbtq+

Guy 1: dude its december 16th.
Guy 2: and?
Guy 1: go give your girl your hoodie

by Merry.chrysler December 15, 2019