by Det. Michael Scarn January 28, 2023

Angus, Jacob, Jai, Sebb (with two bs) and Lachlan
“angus is such a daddy bouncer, he’s practically closeted”
“angus is such a daddy bouncer, he’s practically closeted”
by uhmohno April 13, 2022

One who buys Chipotle for his friends.
"Did you hear, Donovan got his credit card and he's buying everyone food at Chipotle!"
"Damn no way!"
"Yeah he is, I guess we can call him our Chipotle Daddy now"
"Did you hear, Donovan got his credit card and he's buying everyone food at Chipotle!"
"Damn no way!"
"Yeah he is, I guess we can call him our Chipotle Daddy now"
by HeWhoStealsBaes September 22, 2015

Dude with the sweet lake boat who is kinda a douche but nice enough to hangout with and drink his beer. Captain of the boat and master of the grill.
by Lakedaddysbitch November 26, 2020

The overprotective father of your new girlfriend. When you go to pick her up from her house, you will always see him sitting on the porch with a loaded shotgun in his lap and an unblinking stare that DARES you to make his little girl cry.
She's got a shotgun daddy. I went to pick her up to go to the movies and he was out on the porch loading a shotgun and looking at me.
by La_Li_Lu_Le_Lo October 19, 2016

by momsed December 23, 2014

The absolute ultimate man of pleasure and laction, bread from the finest of weed bundles and bathed in pure butter. He is the ruler of all those devine and holy.
His butt can fit so much butter.
So much butter.
B u t t e r.
His nose, cremated in devinity and elongated through the snortion of cocaine, has the power to curse the soul of all those ungodly enough to say h e c k.
Can drink at least 5 laxatives while being an absolute sex demon
His butt can fit so much butter.
So much butter.
B u t t e r.
His nose, cremated in devinity and elongated through the snortion of cocaine, has the power to curse the soul of all those ungodly enough to say h e c k.
Can drink at least 5 laxatives while being an absolute sex demon
by CarlWheezerGodOflactation&shit October 21, 2020
