That one person who always brings his or her young child to the airplane. No, fuck the real dick is that child because we all know damn well that bitch ain't gonna stop kicking your mother fucking chair.

Person 1: Yo why your chair vibrating bro?
Person 2: There's a dick behind me.

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When you're at Moita with your homies and your girlfriend doesn't know what dick means...

"Amor, dick é pau".

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Juan

Ur such a Juan. Being a dick or a Juan

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A mans body part

His dick was 12 inches long!

Dick by Hiii I play fortnite September 9, 2018

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