fish dicking

Ignoring all personal responsibilities to play with your fish tank.

Honey, quit fish dicking around and take out the trash.

by MS111 December 17, 2016

ick dickin

1. still "putting out" after a bad date
2. sleeping around with complete disregard for STDs/STIs

Roommate: So, how did your date go last night?
Girl: It was awful. My date was super obnoxious and kept hitting on other girls at the bar, yet I still decided to sleep with him.
Roommate: Oh girl, you were ick dickin!

by rbnights2020 January 2, 2020

Inter-dicking

An amalgamation of Internet Private-Dicking. Also known as cyber sleuthing, googling, or facebook creeping.

After getting the name of this really hot chick at the bar last night, I got home and did some inter-dicking and found some totally hot boobie pics of her.

by jory g April 3, 2011

a good dicking

That which all secretly want & need, a bloody good root.

- the specifics are in the name

Chap no 1: Dave, Jim just gave me a good dicking around the back of dads shed!

Dave: Aw mate what you tell me that for

Chap no 1: Then i gave 'im one back!

by huge ass Pupple June 7, 2016

dicking around

Wasting time, not being productive.

"Hurry up, we're going to be late. Stop dicking around and get ready."

by Ku-be-yaa October 30, 2003

Dickington Pie

The act of ramming a penis into a pie, usually filled with custard or cherry.

Person 1: did you see Nathan last night?
Person 2: yeah he just made a dickington pie in front of everyone

by chickendippersinmeass July 22, 2016

Baby Dicking

This is when a well hung man is having sex with a pregnant woman who is well into her pregnancy and her amniotic sack breaks and the baby latches onto the man's penis like it is a rope swing. The baby holds on for dear life and when the man pulls out, he pulls out his penis with a baby gripping onto it. Legend has it that this occurs mainly on island states or countries.

Dude I was ramming my wife last night and her water broke. Luckily I baby dicked her though so we did not have to go to the hospital for delivery. I pulled out and my dick flung up with the baby riding it like a rope swing! That was my first time ever baby dicking.

by biddietwirler February 24, 2019