Open The Curtain

To move the shorts or underwear away to reveal your vagina.

Do you want to open the curtain for me?

by PaisleyG August 10, 2020

Daylight curtains

Blackout curtains when defined by a moron.

Trick that bird into thinking it’s nighttime with them daylight curtains!

by anonymous October 4, 2020

Curtain call

The moment you take the blindfold off your girlfriend to reveal who really was having sex with her.

You should have seen her face after the curtain call.

by Scizzott 402 July 26, 2022

Jerk Curtain

A privacy curtain in barrack type bunking. This allows the occupant of the bunk to jerk off in private. See "hot bunking" also.

Dirty Eddie never closes his jerk curtain while he is chocking his chicken....so gross.

by Bosundave121 September 5, 2022

Curtain Butt

a floppy, saggy, generally nasty butt

"What you talkin' about...Curtain Butt? I'd hit that!"

by SPDRMN October 5, 2006

beaded curtain

the act of peppering one's scrotum with an airsoft pistol

she tied me up and gave me a beaded curtain

by gmFuzy July 1, 2011

beef curtain

The left hand side flange (vagina) flap

Man, that girl beef curtain is super hairy

by Roo & Jess January 26, 2008