Mongolian Cruise ship

The Most ferocious motorboat possible by humans. It may leave teeth marks.

I gave my girlfriend a mongolian cruise ship, then she got pissed and left.

by YO CT! July 3, 2008

Tom Cruise

A closet furry who does an exceptionally well job at hiding his inner furfag.

Person A: "Jesus, that kid that you're friends with might be a Tom Cruise!"

Person B: "Don't say that shit when he's around here!"

by Sylandrophol March 9, 2016

Induced Drazy Crive

A state of sheer bliss experience upon being in the company of an incredibly Godlike, gorgeous and stunning individual who exudes an irresistible magnetism which drives you crazy. Their incredibleness influences you in such a way that words jumble and thus the term 'drazy crive' was dubbed to label the experience. Note the DrazyCrive inducer requires a high level of the above stated qualities, at least enough to shatter all measuring devices used to record their intensities. In other words, the inducer is one awesome entity.

have you met that foot ball player? i'll say, i think i'm about to fall with a bout of induced drazy crive.

by old mac donald July 7, 2010

a cruise

(v.); to be charged for some shit you didnt do.

"you aint gonna a cruise me of that shit"

by nonpimpat10 May 10, 2008

Tom Cruise

An above average American actor whose highest level of medical training was playing the role of a car salesman whose brother was autistic (Rain Man).

Also: Trained to prescribe drugs (primarily ALCOHOL) preparing for his role as a bartender in "Cocktail", maybe toxic viral agents since he played a minor role in MI2.

Random Guy:"Dude! I got me a banging hangover from those shots last night"
Tom Cruise:"Headaches don't exist, drink this sissy umbrella coctail and hold me!"
Random Guy:"Ouch! Did you just stick me in the ass with a needle?"
Tom Cruise:"Don't ask and I won't tell"

by NKAWTG August 2, 2005

cruiser

Someone that trys to invite themselves into a group before they are welcome. Has similar characteristics as a duche bag or tool.

How did you and demetri become friends? I think he really was a cruiser and worked his way into the circle.

by t-bag55 October 6, 2009

cruised

Finding a movie, book, article, website, and/or song that you would normally find entertaining or interesting but because of the creator, author or performer's personality you lose interest in watching, reading, or listening to said media. Also known as "The Tom Cruise Effect"

"Val Kilmer totally cruised that movie for me, so I'll wait to see it at the dollar movie theater."

by slarti May 17, 2006