Tom Cruise

A closet furry who does an exceptionally well job at hiding his inner furfag.

Person A: "Jesus, that kid that you're friends with might be a Tom Cruise!"

Person B: "Don't say that shit when he's around here!"

by Sylandrophol March 09, 2016

Closet Furry

A furry who hasn't come out of the closet yet.

Steve might be a Closet Furry.

by Sylandrophol March 09, 2016