Crowing

Used for when an umbrella gets flipped inside out due to wind, etc.

Damn! Those winds are crowing my umbrella!

Dude, your umbrella is so crowed!

by BecauseRainbowsArePretty July 30, 2016

Crow

The one who stops all. Removes positivity, and the ability to be kind. An evil side, perhaps... A dark evil entity
Alias: The Lord Of The Third World

1: "You okay now?"
2: "**NO CROW STOPS EVERYTHING**"

by TLOTTW November 13, 2021

Crow's mile

The walk of the condemned to the place of his execution.

"That blood is being executed, he'll walk the crow's mile from his cell to the gallows at dawn."

by Zed Numar July 26, 2021

nelson crow

a farmer who makes bank and gets big penis

caleb: hey dude have you seen nelson crow?

Queer kid: yeah hes out working hard!

by nelsons juice January 27, 2022

Feeding the crows

Killing for hire. Working as a hitman.

"I've just got a job feeding the crows for Micky the Loan Shark. Seems he needs an example made of some berks."

by Zed Numar August 2, 2021

The Crow-Syndrome

An odd phenomenon that describes the way a lad always tend to end in bed with same girl again and again, even though he does not want to. The syndrome is typically activated when a lad needs a consolation bang.

"What up bro, did you pull Clara?"

"Nah fuck man, I woke up in Sophie's bed again"

"Oh shit, you are totally hit by The Crow-Syndrome geezer"

by TheCheekyCherry January 18, 2019

Crow FM

British army term for issued amplivox ear defence.
Worn when spending hours polishing boots in the corridor to prevent you from talking.

“Sgt, can we play music while doing our kit?”

“Fuck off you gremlin, crow FM”

“Anyone got Crow FM? This cunt snores like a dying bear”

by Hexy TV November 5, 2019