cross-ass

The line where your ass Crack and thong meet to form a cross.

Casey had huge cross-ass

by The Space Carrot October 4, 2016

Cross Vegas

Alternative name for the little redneck town of Cross Lanes in West Virginia. Acquired the name after Mardi Gras Casino opened.

Guy 1: "What's the plan for tonight?"
Guy 2: "Idk man, wanna just meet somewhere in Cross Vegas?"
Guy 1: "Sure"

by _beardedclam January 30, 2018

Cross trainer

A man who man who is aspires to be a woman who still has a rod and has no desire to have a sex change

Look at that cross trainer you can't tell if it's Wendy Williams or Ray Lewis coming at you

by Trailer park Jerry curl admini August 4, 2021

Cross Donkey

A racist southern democrat.

Mortimer: "He might be a cotton picker, but he is better than that goddam Mormon."
Shanice: "Oh Mortimer, you ignorant cross donkey!"

by Joel Wanger August 7, 2012

Scumbert Cross

Noun: A foul sandwich made by having a prostitute or other unsavory character shit on a hot cross bun, which is then eaten by the participant who gets sexual gratification.

Verb: To undertake the production or consumption of a Scumbert Cross.

Where 'Scumbert' is a merging of two words: 'Scummy' and 'Herbert', Herbert being a standard name that is also used to refer to a dull, shy or sexually deviant individual.

'Nobody knew him that well, but they found out he was a sexual deviant. He'd ask the working girls to give him a Scumbert Cross. And he loved it, too!'

'One night, two old scatters were at home. The woman went to use the bathroom but seeing there was no toilet paper, was a little shocked to see her partner standing in the doorway holding a pack of hot cross buns. Use these, he said. But don't throw them out. She smiled back at him and made sure she covered the whole bun.'

by treebag86 September 24, 2013

Cross-Bitchination

When two people of a high caliber of bitchiness compete in a fierce battle to prove who is the ultimate bitch.

Holly and her roommate got into a major clash of cross-bitchination last night. They threw a chair.

by Paddy4530 October 7, 2013

Cross-Fucktional

The process by which a good project/idea is ruined through cross-functional input, or a mistake is made that would not have been made if it had been worked on within a single functional group.

This was a solid project until it was put through our cross-fucktional project review.

by Cunning LinguistX February 3, 2023