puddy cricket

A cricket and/or crickets that live deep down in the puddy of your toilet. Some say if you sit on the toilet a little too long that a puddy cricket will crawl up into your ass. They will nest in your butt hole.
"Hey there son don't sit on the toilet too long because a puddy cricket might crawl on up there and munch on your dinkle berries!"
by Alowishus10 February 18, 2014
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Beating Crickets

When you have erectile dysfunction and try to whack off to no avail.
I’ve been trying to get myself off all night, but it’s just beating crickets.
by Hair-ninja89 August 26, 2020
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Mole cricket

An informant to a bail bondsman Usually somebody from the street that is getting paid to say where somebody's at. Usually the person is not a baill bonsman or bounty hunter
Hey I just heard from the mole cricket tanisha is staying at Deedee's house But usually circles the block 3 or 4 times before she goes in through the back door... She comes in around 2:00 in the morning.
by Bondsman January 19, 2022
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Lick-it cricket

Slang term for a sexual position where the goal is to resemble the appearance of a couple crickets. Notably the back legs bent position.
Hey Amanda wanna do the lick-it cricket tonight?
I absolutely love that idea.
by bumbleflower September 20, 2024
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prison cricket

Typically a woman who receives mail from random men in prison.
Jesus christ Rose! This whole stack of mail is from different inmates! What are you somekind of prison cricket.
by Iheartgrandmaspussy March 11, 2023
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Chimney Crickets

Little tiny Black Coats disguised as crickets in your chimney, layin bugs everywhere.
“I gotta get out of here, Chimney Crickets I’m surrounded!”
by Pseudo Doppelgänger May 26, 2024
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Chimney Crickets

When under investigation by any given agency, Black Coats that ShrinkRayed themselves to hide in your chimney and plant bugs everywhere
“Man, shits gettin weird around here

“I know man, them damn Chimney Crickets got the block hot”
by Pseudo Doppelgänger May 26, 2024
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