craig federighi

Apple’s Senior VP of Software Engineering:
1) oversees everything of it’s software (iOS, macOS etc)

2) often giving speeches (and jokes) during WWDC

3) known as Hair Force One by Apple fans

(the best Apple executive for sure)

OMG did Craig Federighi just make a meme again at WWDC? 😭😭
craig federighi is definitely going to be Apple’s next CEO ;)

by swifventie February 6, 2023

Billy Craig

A good ol southern man that works hard but plays harder. His family is the most important thing in his life. A man who uses his head instead of his emotions to make decisions.

Ol billy Craig sure does love his kids

by Walfjei November 23, 2021

On craig

When you put something on craig and don't follow up with it, you must put semen on a cracker and eat it.

Boy: she called you hot on craig
Girl: I never said that, now you gotta eat a cracker

by Shrek_papi9 April 26, 2023

Dirty Craig

To use a hollowed out party sausage roll as a flash light for your micro penis, after finishing from only one stroke you place the party sausage roll back in it packaging , to be offered to your sister.

Did you hear what callum did with that party sausage roll..... yh he did a Dirty Craig.

by Almighty B0B June 24, 2024

corey craig

Blonde dude with a massive girthy length. Sometimes it splits in twine.

'Woah, this guy off the porno has a corey craig yina. Leeful on the mic hold tight, wicked!'

by Jay444466 March 8, 2022

craig wells

Tall lanky and very clumsy man-like creature. Likes to sniff your armpits and collects his own toe nail clippings. Also, it has a very unpleasant odor.

That ugly creature is very craig wells.
You dont want to look like a craig wells.

by Slimstacy June 25, 2017

craig trotts

really good at madden. loves to eat chips. loves the seahawks

craig trotts is really hot

by locostacos56 August 2, 2018