craigs-book

a little black book containing phone number of every craigs-hook you have ever had

having a craigs-book doesn't prevent you from getting married; you can keep your craigs-book as a trophy from your bachelors days

by Sexydimma March 21, 2017

Craig Mills

Someone who is wrong about ska music.

That dude thought the Specials were using dubious sources for made-up words in their songs? He's a Craig Mills.

by MAdoubleT February 1, 2019

Craig Moore

Craig Moore is a self-absorbed individual who carries an air of narcissism, often overestimating his charm despite not being conventionally attractive. He tends to be emotionally fragile and struggles with confidence, often displaying a weak-minded disposition that leaves him easily influenced by others. Socially, Craig falters when it comes to forming meaningful connections, especially with women, often finding himself awkward or unappealing in their eyes. His search for identity and validation frequently leads him to question or adapt his preferences, sometimes leaning toward new experiences as a means of coping with rejection. Despite his self-importance, Craig's lack of self-awareness and inner strength often leave him feeling unfulfilled and misunderstood.

Don’t act like a Craig Moore.

by Stanford dictionary November 27, 2024

sexy craig

Sexy Craig: adjective // noun

Definition: A suave, attractive male who only engages in finger-banging women as opposed to full sexual intercourse.

"God, I can't even sit down after my date with that sexy Craig last night."

by titoburrito September 15, 2021

Craig

To miss an easy goal scoring opportunity by shooting significantly wide of the goal. Typically applied to football players from Hull or their supporters.

A great ball into the box from Ryan Giggs, Wayne Rooney gets onto the end of it, he takes the shot first time but he's totally Craiged it. Oh my word, he's put it in row Z.

by CaymanMNF February 19, 2024

My Name is Craig Tucker

My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money.

Jon & Garfield: "hi there who r u"
Craig: "My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money."

by TheTurkeeFlee March 5, 2024

Craig Hole

A hole in the ground where Craig's come from at the age of 30. There's never been A baby called Craig!

Why have I never seen Craig around before? He's fresh out of the Craig hole this year.

by Bunghole king June 16, 2022