nigger cracker

a black person who's personality is white, dresses white, eats, drinks, and talks white.

"Jesus fucking Christ Gerald look at Malik."
"Typical Nigger Cracker"

*Malik is wearing holister skinny jeans and a holister jacket like a white boi*
*malik also has starbucks iced coffe*

*also tried to date that white chick but got friendzoned.*

by butstilltho October 30, 2017

Knee Cracker

The cracker behind your knee.

I squish Celeste in my knee cracker.

My knee cracker is very hairy.

The hair in my knee cracker won't come off when I shave!

My knee cracker is very sweaty. It makes a farting sound when I squish it.

by avacado113 July 07, 2016

Hobo cracker

A man who is homeless who smokes crack with his panhandling mohey . He is funny but loud enough to be noticed by the crowd at large when he panhandles like a pro…

Bro did you see that hobo cracker pan handling around the wag ?

That hobo cracker better not be had stepping when he scores for us tonight !!!

by Heyoka October 29, 2023

Christ on a Cracker

Christ on a Cracker: an exclamation reflecting dismay or anger or frustration about a situation.

Christ on a Cracker! I've been waiting in line for an hour!

by michellezilla August 18, 2020

to get crackers

the act of leaving xbox live to masturbate late at night

Guy 1: Man, did Bob get off again?
Guy 2: Ya, he told me he was goin' to get crackers
Guy 1: Haha, what a 'uckin homo

by elpocoloco16 May 16, 2010

grammar cracker

Something to be given to someone who refuses to correct their grammar.

Person 1: Oh' ma gawd man dats liek awesome
Person 2: God man, here's a Grammar Cracker

by BlazeFox December 20, 2013

Cracker Barrel

The place that fired Brad's wife after 11 years of service (on his birthday no less!)

Hey wanna get cracker barrel for dinner?

Not after they fired Brad's wife!

by bretata March 23, 2017