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grammar cracker

Something to be given to someone who refuses to correct their grammar.
Person 1: Oh' ma gawd man dats liek awesome
Person 2: God man, here's a Grammar Cracker
by BlazeFox December 20, 2013
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nigger cracker

a black person who's personality is white, dresses white, eats, drinks, and talks white.
"Jesus fucking Christ Gerald look at Malik."
"Typical Nigger Cracker"

*Malik is wearing holister skinny jeans and a holister jacket like a white boi*
*malik also has starbucks iced coffe*

*also tried to date that white chick but got friendzoned.*
by butstilltho October 29, 2017
mugGet the nigger crackermug.

Knee Cracker

I squish Celeste in my knee cracker.

My knee cracker is very hairy.

The hair in my knee cracker won't come off when I shave!

My knee cracker is very sweaty. It makes a farting sound when I squish it.
by avacado113 July 6, 2016
mugGet the Knee Crackermug.

to get crackers

the act of leaving xbox live to masturbate late at night
Guy 1: Man, did Bob get off again?
Guy 2: Ya, he told me he was goin' to get crackers
Guy 1: Haha, what a 'uckin homo
by elpocoloco16 May 16, 2010
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Christ on a Cracker

Christ on a Cracker: an exclamation reflecting dismay or anger or frustration about a situation.
Christ on a Cracker! I've been waiting in line for an hour!
by michellezilla August 17, 2020
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Hobo cracker

A man who is homeless who smokes crack with his panhandling mohey . He is funny but loud enough to be noticed by the crowd at large when he panhandles like a pro…
Bro did you see that hobo cracker pan handling around the wag ?

That hobo cracker better not be had stepping when he scores for us tonight !!!
by Heyoka October 29, 2023
mugGet the Hobo crackermug.

Cracker Barrel

The place that fired Brad's wife after 11 years of service (on his birthday no less!)
Hey wanna get cracker barrel for dinner?

Not after they fired Brad's wife!
by bretata March 22, 2017
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