It's like that thing you used to do before Coronavirus, but now you only do because:
a) you're meeting the boys
b) someone hasnt text you back
c) you are trying to distract yourself
d) you are scared of getting sick
But now it is between doomscrolling and lockdown showering. I bet that shower is going to take longer than normal and you will schedule 1 hour of the day for it, when it used to take you no longer than 20 minutes. There is nothing else to do because there is no music anymore and no tv shows are being shot.
a) you're meeting the boys
b) someone hasnt text you back
c) you are trying to distract yourself
d) you are scared of getting sick
But now it is between doomscrolling and lockdown showering. I bet that shower is going to take longer than normal and you will schedule 1 hour of the day for it, when it used to take you no longer than 20 minutes. There is nothing else to do because there is no music anymore and no tv shows are being shot.
by Firephoenix June 16, 2020
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by Jen X December 21, 2021
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Per1: Wow are they moving in already? It’s been 2 months?!
Per 2: Yeah, they are a covid couple it makes sense
Per 2: Yeah, they are a covid couple it makes sense
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1. Why are you acting so stupidly! Do you have Covid Boom?
2. Oh no! get out of here and die! You have the Covid Boom!
2. Oh no! get out of here and die! You have the Covid Boom!
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