Covid Jail

Hey man you wanna go out?”

“Nah, I’m in Covid jail, bro”
by WonderBlox May 10, 2022
mugGet the Covid Jailmug.

Anal covid

When you keep farting (anal coughing) but can’t smell it
Kyle has anal covid and no one wants to sit next to him.
by _meow_mix_ September 23, 2021
mugGet the Anal covidmug.

covid jab

This refers to the covid shot that U.S. president Biden is trying to make mandatory for U.S. citizens because as he put it " He's lost patients with the American people". Does anyone really know what's in the shot? Maybe cancer?
Thanks president Biden now thousands of U.S. citizens that don't want the covid jab have to worry about loosing their jobs. I guess the front line workers who have natural immunity or have had covid don't mean shit anymore. Come on U.S. Supreme court do the right thing and make it unconstitutional. Watch YouTube video " Sen. Ron Johnson with families on adverse reactions to covid vaccine".
by jimmybomm September 23, 2021
mugGet the covid jabmug.

Covid Toes

A human that is overly concerned with affects of covid to the point they’re regular life is no more.
She used to walk her dogs twice a day before she got “covid toes” now she just watches Fox News all day
by maccam December 9, 2021
mugGet the Covid Toesmug.

Covid dissonance

(noun) Covid dissonance is the mental state brought upon by needing to mentally operate in unprecedented, trying, unforseen, difficult times as if the world isn't a disastrous trash fire all while the world is, in fact, a disastrous trash fire.
by VeryWordsMuchDefinitionWow September 21, 2020
mugGet the Covid dissonancemug.

COVID Poor

Covid-19 poor is whenever you're not homeless type of poor, you just are running out of money because of this fucking pandemic.
Bob: Bro, are you almost homeless?
Jack: No dude, I'm just COVID Poor.
by Hispanic Rhino December 25, 2020
mugGet the COVID Poormug.

covid the cracker

A covidiot circle jerk where participants try to land their ambiguously negative bodily fluids onto a cracker in the middle of the circle. The last guy to land eats the cracker. Covid-19 inspired variant of soak the cracker.
Covid Joe joined his bros down at the lake for a game of covid the cracker.
by bilemonger May 29, 2020
mugGet the covid the crackermug.

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