Cooker

A cooker is a person that is baked or high

nick - "oh damn I just spilled the chop"

darcy - "HAHAHA You cooker"

by GatoRadeBillson November 12, 2019

Cookebu

The sound a barn owl makes when particularly aroused.

Hey! stop teasing that owl in that innapropriate manner, the cookebu-ing is driving me crazy!

by Endorphous November 29, 2004

cocked off

the act of being vigorously masturbated by another person.

The two chums, after having cocked off one another, went out for delicious pastries.

by Grannyporn666 February 23, 2009

Cookied

A sexual position that entails shoving a cookie up your partners vagina and then eating it out like a calf getting milk from its mother. Usually used with Chips Ahoy.

John "Dude I totally cookied Vanessa last night."
Ricky "Nice dude"
Aye-Aye Captain ;)

by Yummyboi. December 5, 2011

Cocked up

(verb-past tense)To have messed up, had an accident, or created an otherwise unwanted incident causing problems for other people.

(in left4dead)
Louise: WHY DID YOU MOLOTOV ME WHEN WE COULD HAVE MELEE'ED THEM ALL AWAY!? FRANCIS YOU COCKED UP THE PLAN AGAIN!!

by Bill the veteran December 18, 2008

crooked hat bandit

"Gangsters" who wear a hat tilted on an angle, who think they are hard but really aren't even close

Josh: "Look at the crooked hat bandits sitting outside a 7-11..."
Chuck: "Pansies"

by dr4g0n4l1f3 October 26, 2011

CookieDrop

The moment you go from being not high, to very high after eating a marijuana edible.

Bro, i just CookieDropped and now I'm stoned out of my mind!

by Juan The Barber May 5, 2014