conroe

I don't have much to add except to say that, being from Conroe myself, the other definitions are pretty much right on. Oh - and it's also called "Dirty Roe" - because for some reason, Conroists (those who practice living in Conroe) like to brag about being dirty. It's a weird town man. A real weird town. It also has a blackhole-esque pull to it - meaning that if you don't get out immediately after highschool - you never get out at all. Those who do go back to visit have anxiety attacks immediately upon entering. And it kind of has it's own college.

Apparently I did have a lot to add.

Don't go there.

"Hey, where are you from?"
"Conroe, Texas."
"Where's that?"
"Don't worry about it."

by Caitlin Stevens February 2, 2007

controlsies

When you have to hit CTRL-Z on your computer after making a typo.

"Oops, controlsies!"

by pennerrocks March 4, 2009

Xbox controller

What was once very big and annoying, but has now evolved into the most comfortable remote known. There were three different types of official Xbox controllers.

*Sigh*" "Whats with the *Sigh* noise?" "Xbox controller." "Oh."

by DontUseYourRealNameStupidPeopl June 8, 2010

conroy

Egomaniac; Narcissistic person; someone suffering from delusions of power and grandeur due to excessive alcohol consumption.

Did you see that ugly, drunken conroy primping in the mirror? He thinks he is Donald Trump, when in reality he's just a poor working slob.

by coult45 November 25, 2006

gun control

1. An isidious plan by some who feel that the gun is to blame for crimes commited by the criminal as a basis to take away firearms from law-abiding citizens.

2. Hitting what you're aiming at.

3. To use both hands while firing.

Gun control isn't about guns, it's about control.

by tradesman March 31, 2003

controdiction

When something is said or done by a person, that overrides their anitial action.

Person A: I HATE YOU!
Person B: -frowns-
___next day___
Person A: HEY WHAT'S UP B!??
Person B: wtf? What a controdiction.

by rock hand jive November 11, 2006

Control alt delete

What you say when you want to close an unwellcome and unpleasant vision in your head; for example, when your parents talk about sex.

Mom! Seriously! Control alt delete!

by Thechevan July 12, 2011