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Constipeetion

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Similar to constipation, when you gotta whiz but you just can't. Sometimes can be frustrating or even painful.
"F@$&! Constipeeted."

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"Dude don't watch me when I pee. You're giving me constipeetion."
by Rainiac August 20, 2009
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conserfs

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Economically challenged citizens who support conservative causes, despite the fact that doing so is against their economic self-interest.
"Didja see all those conserfs at their 9/12 march?"
by smendler September 22, 2009
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zero consent

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The best ska band in the worldish...!
Fig A: you heard that great track waster?
Fig B: Yea man! its world number one
Fig A: Bitchin'!
by Someone from the future ;-) January 18, 2005
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Allcaps Conservative

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A person of conservative political orientation who emphasizes their point of view in emails by using ALL CAPS, or a combination of lowercase and ALL CAPS.
Dude, I just got this note from a friend of mine who's an Allcaps Conservative:

Send this note to your Congressman and tell them YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH THE SOCIALIST OBAMA'S PLAN FOR SOCIALIZED HEALTH CARE!
by Markvw59 January 20, 2010
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commercial conspiracy

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The phenomenon where no matter what channel you change to they ALL have commercials on at the same time!
200+ channels on cable and they ALL have commercials on at the same time?? commercial conspiracy
by JoeNJ2 September 28, 2011
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Slang term among journalists and others for the Atlanta Journal & Constitution
Have you read the sports page in this morning's Atlanta Urinal & Constipation.
by andy1 September 24, 2006
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consequences

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Consequences will never be the same
by miscy July 15, 2010
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