me limpia el culo con ella

A slang that Cubans use meaning literally "Wipe my ass with her." It is an extreme insult.
Personaje 1 : viva mexicanos! cubanos son mierda!
El Cubano : CIERRA TU CANAL!! ME LIMPIA EL CULO CON ELLA!!
by RPGonlinefrk February 17, 2008
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spanish for "will u go to bed with me tonight?" get the same reaction with soman, as with "voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?"
the guy went to spain and asked this hot chick ¿requires va ir coma con mi? and got his ass chewed out by her.
by james short March 18, 2007
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con😭gra😭tu😭la😭tions
*any couple doing couple stuff*
me: con😭gra😭tu😭la😭tions
by oofwhy November 07, 2021
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A complex profanity in italian. It means litterally "God with a magnetic ass in the valley of the iron cocks". Used mostly for fun.
"Now, let's do a challenge for the funniest profanity!"
"Ok, i'll begin: Dio con il culo magnetico nella valle dei cazzi di ferro!"
"Ahahaha that was cool!"
by Albytheway May 07, 2015
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My Con con x

Funny but annoying , Immature but bossy , calm but angry .. you're everything that makes me happy in one , your the reason i laugh loud and the strength i need when i feel down . I love all your flaws like the fact you ash on the side - so annoying and fact when your on one soneone gets terrod but for sone reason i end up laighing with you aswell as trying to stop you . Just keep being you , my chicken nugget made from ducks xx
by Iloveyoucs May 30, 2022
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dirty con

The act of shitting in a croc, getting your sister to wear the croc and make her lick the shit out of the holes while you creampie her pet rabbit.
By golly my sister didn’t like the dirty con i gave her last night.
by conlikesd1ck October 05, 2023
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(Con)text

Confusion that develops as a result of incorrect interpretation of a text message usually due to misunderstanding of tone
I was having trouble helping my friend understand my tone and I think I was a victim of (con)text
by RedStarHippie December 24, 2023
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