columbia hydraulics

Hydraulic repair company in the Pacific Northwest.

Columbia Hydraulics is the best for cylinder repair and hard chrome plating!

by Cc ltd February 6, 2017

Colundjulism

1) an idiom or metaphor either completely fabricated or derived from another, has no real meaning and is mostly used to confuse people in long winded or undesired conversations for amusement.

2) a word either derived from another word or completely fabricated to suit the context of a situation.

"I like to make up my own idioms that don't really make sense, like, you never look a black horse in the eye; or, if you're out in the rain make sure the fog on the mirrors isn't actually a basket of daisies"¹.

" ha! I like to do that too, I call them colundjulisms, actually I just made that word up"².

by Gravy.b February 10, 2017

Columbian wristwatch

A way the cartel shows you don't try to fuck them. First, they slit your wrist, then they stick your dick in your wrist to slow down the bleeding. Every few minutes they pull your dick out and "find out what time it is" then put it back before you bleed out too much. It's a slow death.

Chris tried to fuck the Colombians over so they gave him a new Columbian wristwatch.

by Solid Mantis August 15, 2017

Columbus Man

THE Facebook troll of Columbus, Indiana. Pretends to be a journalist, but usually just posts trash and rumors about events around town.

"What was going on in the parking lot at the high school?"
"I don't know, let me check Columbus Man."

by psawyerscott September 25, 2017

colhões

Colhões Portuguese word for Nuts

Ex. EU tenho os maiores colhões do mundo / I have the biggest Balls in The World

Vou te enfiar os colhões pela puss a dentro / I'm going to shove my balls up your puss

by gosto de tetas October 16, 2017

Columbus Coif

A sexual act in which a person defecates upon another person's head. This could be achieved while a man is receiving fellatio in a 69 position and defecates upon his partner's head.

This is In the same vein as the Cleveland Steamer or the Cincinnati Bowtie} and part of the Ohio Trifecta.

Hey man, me and my chick just completed the Ohio Trifecta when she let me give her a Columbus Coif.

by Flashtopher May 8, 2018

Columbian Soul Patch

When you smear fecal mater on you chin in an effort to pass it off as a beard.

Did you see Frankie's new beard? Ya, it's a Columbian soul patch.

by Jayare87 May 12, 2018