beta cloud

compound noun
1. A visible mass of condensed beta males floating in a bar or club, typically surrounding a single female.

2. An indistinct or billowing mass of weakness, especially of a group of males all fiddling with their cellphones and incapable of face-to-face communication with the female they are crowding over.

3. A state or cause of gloom, suspicion, trouble, or worry, especially for an alone, single female in an establishment that sells alcohol.

"My friend disappeared behind a beta cloud in the middle of the dance floor."

"A beta cloud passed over Jessica's face after she passed out at the bar."

Girl 1, "Did Jessica ever make it out of the bar yesterday? She's hasn't answered any of my texts since then."
Girl 2, "The last time I saw her, she was engulfed by a beta cloud on her way to the bathroom. Hey, you win some and you lose some."

by Gdrw October 8, 2017

Flesh-cloud

Flesh-cloud / fleSH-kloud /

noun

1. A person of low substance.

2. One who floats through life aimlessly with little to no direction.

3. An individual devoid of merit.

Synonyms: meat head, chuckle head, chowder brain, stew bag, airhead.

Billy's proclivity for behaving like a FLESH-CLOUD, has led to his poor Math grade.

by Skellatina October 22, 2018

cloud driving

HCloud driving

Cloud drivingGazing stuck on stupidconfusedYou know that blank lost look people get when they are just staring at nothing and go without blinking?

by pinkie sparkles February 12, 2014

Cloud choking

Trying to be cool and choking on a vape cloud

Cloud choking

.......Getting a huge vape cloud and then choking

by Ghost powdered February 15, 2017

cloud at leg

Cloud at your legs mean you are rising high, above the earth, on top the common and conventional, standing high up looking down clearly, gaining high level advantage where the low can’t , as if you are walking on cloud......a rising star

His business has sky rocketed , is like he is walking with cloud at legs 😬

by Nicsanity November 15, 2018

Poo Cloud

When you release particles of your poo into the air, via your anus (you fart)

Alex: Poo cloud incoming

Tom: Not in a confined space FFS

by TAH_1986 October 23, 2019

cloud rider

A black woman who chooses to only, or most often, sleep with the white men.

Black Guy 1 : i can't believe Shaniqua rejected me
Black Guy 2 : didn't you hear, Shaniqua's a Cloud Rider
Black Guy 1 : ohh mann... i lose
Black Guy 2 : it's alright man... it happens to the best of us

by bubzz2098 February 12, 2010