Closed up

metaphor for smoking Bud!

John have you closed up that blount yet?

by Lighter21 August 1, 2007

close range header

Having sex with a girl that is ugly or of no class. (Slag)

I scored a close range header last night boys it had to be done

by Flairy May 9, 2018

Close

The first word you say after falling off a tall hospital

“Close. Your eyes you’ll be here soon”

by anonymous August 26, 2022

close the loop

Finish what you started.

I haven't been able to close the loop with the customer about his letter of complaint.

by IMOteacher October 25, 2017

This fucking close

This is how close you are to snapping. But it can be used in virtually any way, so there's multiple possibilities. Don't forget to show everyone how close you are after using it.

Brittney: Oh my gooooosh, I'm this fucking close to throwing hands with that bitch!!
Jessica: I totally know what you mean, I'm this fucking close to kissing Bryan!!

Greg: Hey bro, I'm this fucking close to being at your house.
James: That's cool bro, I'm this fucking close to finishing this game!

by MeepMoopPeepPoop December 2, 2020

Brushing Too Close To The Combine Harvester

Doing or writing something that could enrage a large audience purely for you own sick pleasure, and the rush you get from this act.

Making a sexual comment about a guy on a girl's Facebook, whom you know that she is cheating on her boyfriend with. "You did that? You were brushing too close to the combine harvester man"

by JossBarthelme September 23, 2012

Danger Close

When performing sexual acts with a partner and they are either close to starting their period or having stomach issues, you do the deed anyways

I earned my danger close badge last night. I was going down on Kelly and after, she started her period! I close to getting my red wings!

by Willierobthorton March 10, 2022