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pity click

Noun or verb: Sympathetically clicking "like" or an emoticon on the posting of an unattractive or unpopular FaceBook friend in order to help maintain the life-sustaining illusion that their lives are interesting. A low risk / low effort virtual version of the Pity Fuck.
Unaware that all of Lisa's responses to his FaceBook postings were just pity clicks, Warren made a beeline for her at the class reunion, thinking after 25 years he would finally score..
by The Working Dead June 30, 2016
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click attender

Someone who claims to go to a specific event by clicking the "Attending" button on Facebook but never shows up when the actual event takes place. An easy way for one to pretend having a busy social life while actually staying home watching Netflix all time, and a great annoyance to the host of said event.
"Hey, I see you're going to John's party tonight?"
"Nah, I'm just click attending."

"Don't count on Alicia to show up, she's just a click attender"
by ChippieBW November 28, 2016
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pile of clicks

Software or websites that are poorly design and typically get in your way of getting a task done.
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This booking site is just a pile of clicks...
by Darkpixel January 25, 2016
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click-wrong

Click-wrong is when you are commenting or liking things on facebook and you click-wrong ending up with random gifs or inappropriate emoji reactions.
Omg I can't believe I just did a click-wrong on a post about a funeral - i swear i did not mean to click the laughing emoji.

Commenter 1: why do you keep commenting with weird gifs?

Commenter 2: ugh I don't mean to it's another click-wrong!
by Braindrops October 18, 2018
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Click and tick tourist

The kind of tourist that walks around clicking a photo of landmarks on their phone and ticking it off the list before moving on to the next spot. Rinse and repeat.
Haha, check at out that click and tick tourist, just clicking and ticking...
Click
Tick
Move on
Rinse and repeat
by 2rubloo June 17, 2018
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Click Repellent

(On the internet) Content that fails to interest visitors into clicking on a link to a particular website. This is usually due to the excessive usage of clickbait, or from completely misunderstanding the needs of the audience.
I don't watch anything with Logan Paul anymore, he's click repellent.
by _e July 9, 2018
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Click

When you fully press the gas pedal and it makes a satisfying click noise (a.k.a. as kickdown button)
To Click is when: There was such a slow French driver in front of me, he was so slow I clicked him away!
by Joystickiboy August 23, 2018
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