Christian

Fat male with a girls private part.
Also doesn’t shower

Christian wants to be black.

by Zack2344 October 23, 2019

Christian

Getting a blowjob in church

Wow look she's giving him a Christian

by The Troutboy August 5, 2017

Christian

a kid that is smart, athletic, easy to become friends with. A try-hard at all sports he plays.

Christian is always a first pick in kickball.

by Peter Delgado January 29, 2017

Christianitis

Slang term used to describe someone that avoid responsibility. Typically on the first day of the work/school week.

Tommy is missing from school for the third Monday in a row! Looks like he got a bad case of Christianitis!

by -Not4U2Know January 3, 2017

Christian

This person is the most stupid and insignificant person you will ever meet it. It is truly enlightening to be away from this spasticate piece of shit.i have put myself under exigent demand to inform you how confined his knowledge is,if you would like to lose brain cells I recommend you to converse with a Christian on a daily basis

Yo dude that guy is such a Christian
He shit himself while watching the lion king two because the lions scared him

by jackja February 26, 2019

Christian

A real dickswazler.

"What's related to the name Christian?"
"Oh, easy: Dickswazler."

by CRES21123 May 8, 2019

Christian

A human being who believes in the Trinity: The Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. They are just like any other person on this planet, except they know that TRUTH and the good news. They believe in the Bible. and they believe in Him.

Atheist: Oh my god! That stupid christian thinks that there is such thing as a "GOD" and they are all such jerks, and bitches.
Christian: Hi Jim how are you doing?........ Hi Tina, how are you today?........ Hola Juan y Juanita!......... Oh let me help you with that Margot!
Popular kid to his/ her friend: Did you see that christian kid?
Popular kid's friend: Yeah she is soooo nice!
Popular kid: I know right!
Christian: Hi Betsy, Carla, Raquel, Ashlyn, Jake, Jacob, and Becca!
all those kids: hey!!?
Atheist: man they're actually really nice! Hey kid! Do you believe in God?
Christian: Yeah, why? I also believe in the Trinity, and that God's Word it true and pure. And that everything in the Bible actually happened
Atheist: coooool.....

by it's me you're me October 19, 2017