Christian

He's annoying.

Christian: I'm annoying
Other people: yup

by imfataf March 29, 2019

Christian

Getting a blowjob in church

Wow look she's giving him a Christian

by The Troutboy August 5, 2017

Christian

a kid that is smart, athletic, easy to become friends with. A try-hard at all sports he plays.

Christian is always a first pick in kickball.

by Peter Delgado January 29, 2017

Christianitis

Slang term used to describe someone that avoid responsibility. Typically on the first day of the work/school week.

Tommy is missing from school for the third Monday in a row! Looks like he got a bad case of Christianitis!

by -Not4U2Know January 3, 2017

Christian

Funny,Caring ,and thought full person.He always makes people laugh and will always be handsome. He is a ladies mad with a gorgeous face.

Christian is a gorgeous man

by SMAHSER March 21, 2017

Christian

Some melon head wanker who fiddles with year two kids and has ears like dobby and teeth like bugs fucking bunny. His head looks like a baked bean gone wrong and his mum sewed up his anus because he deserved it. His breath stinks of his mums chicken curry and will never make it in life because he is a nonce and he is in Set 8.

Christian's dad's condom split and the cunt managed to be born. This prick needs to die.

by Kiddie-Fiddler July 11, 2019

christian

if used in a name, he can be charming at points, but is mostly intellectual, and self absorbed. Christian usually prefers boys over girls. christian means follower of Christ, but never usually acts like one. Christian has ghostly white skin, but beautiful blond hair. Girls with red hair usually fall for him, but he chose red head boys instead.

christian surprised me by giving me flowers on valintines day

by london revival January 9, 2017