Someone who is too "straight", "clean" or "square". Two possible etymologies. In Australia: originally a developer who chops down wattle (Acacia) trees, taming the wilderness. Everywhere else: originally someone who uses Autotune. If you gently karate-chop your adam's apple when you sing, you can sound like you are using autotune.
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"OMG! I met this guy last night, and y'know, I'm such a whore and all, I took him home and fucked him, and I had no idea he was a acrobat! He just about broke my back doing this complex position known as the Scandinavian Glass Chopper! It was so good, I think I will be sexually satisfied for the rest of my life."
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Get the Homo Chopper mug.by Gavin Skinner April 17, 2006
Get the meat chopper mug.When the Champers dont line up so you just have to rip a fatty 7. If it is not a 7 or like a 5.6 I'm sorry buddy but it says in the rule book of ''Shut the fuck up cunt" that you have autism.
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Get the Champers mug.noun: a person, most likely male, who may or may not own a chopper style motorcycle but acts hardcore. they will absolutely own a flannel, vans, and a pickup truck to haul their cool bike to shows where others actually do ride.
the chopper clam is the epitome of the follower, jumping on the bike and fashion bandwagon, but never really riding. it's about the scene and being cool for them, not riding.
clans of chopper clams can usually be found together as they hate being around non-clams who can see through their fakeness.
see also: attention whore
the chopper clam is the epitome of the follower, jumping on the bike and fashion bandwagon, but never really riding. it's about the scene and being cool for them, not riding.
clans of chopper clams can usually be found together as they hate being around non-clams who can see through their fakeness.
see also: attention whore
i went to the chopper meet and saw most of the chopper clams hauled the bikes 40 miles in their pickup truck instead of riding them.
the chopper clams were the only guys who bitched about the honda guy who actually rode 1,500 miles to get to the chopper meet
the chopper clams were the only guys who bitched about the honda guy who actually rode 1,500 miles to get to the chopper meet
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I asked if i could perform a Gay Vampire Chopper on my friend, he allowed me to but he said it was painful.
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