Bricks and chips

Weed and money

I done squeezed mad clips at these cats for they bricks and chips.

by Notoriously loved January 05, 2011

Chip Packet

Something which can be used as litter, don't litter, it turns water into acid. Also a big nerd in my eyes.

"Don't drop that chip packet, or you'll be drinking acid!"

by Mr Rooster February 25, 2018

hide the chips

Before hiding the sausage, any man worth his salt first hides the chips. i.e. before sticking your cock in a bird it is generally wise to stick a couple of fingers in there to assess the risk of disease/transvestite/mousetraps.

This act can be conveniently passed off as "foreplay".

A: Dude I saw you getting it on with Stacey last night, how'd you make out?
B: Gutted, she'd only let me finger her.
A: Hid the chips?* Here let me smell.

*past participle of "hide the chips"

by Mr. Cardboard June 25, 2011

Fart Chips

Sour cream and onion chips that fill the car with a fart-like scent after the bag is opened.

Mary: "Katherine, do you want some chips?"

Katherine: "No, those are fart chips, you cheese wipe!"

by marydeee July 19, 2008

Barbeque Chip

When you take a female's period blood, rub it onto your upper lip, wait for it to dry, then eat it

Do you want to have a barbeque chip?

by norsalthug November 23, 2009

Chip chop

To hurry up.

Gives a sense of urgency, much beyond that of the basic "chop chop".

"Chip chop! We'll be late!"

by SuperTallGenius July 16, 2020

chip chat

The annoying chatter that annoying coworkers have with other annoying coworkers about inane subjects, like chips or popcorn.

I was unable to concentrate on my solitaire game because Locquecia was chipchatting with her girlfriend over the phone.

by Polar March 18, 2004