When you give someone a titty twister and have them name 5 name-brand cereals before you let go. Every time they name an off-brand cereal, you twist 45 degrees and they have to start over.
Friend 1: I gave Eric the five cereals today for acting like an idiot.
Friend 2: ouch. He probably deserved it though.
Friend 2: ouch. He probably deserved it though.
by NutBuster6669 December 2, 2020
Get the The Five Cereals mug.Pot Cereal is a food that you make because nothing matters. The recipe is as follows:
-At least two different bland cereals
-Some granola
-Dried fruit
-Other(whatever you want, really)
Mix together in a large pot using a wooden spoon and then transfer to a large plastic bag for storage. Add milk of any variety(and sugar if desired) while serving.
-At least two different bland cereals
-Some granola
-Dried fruit
-Other(whatever you want, really)
Mix together in a large pot using a wooden spoon and then transfer to a large plastic bag for storage. Add milk of any variety(and sugar if desired) while serving.
by Voidheart December 8, 2020
Get the Pot Cereal mug.Every year, May 13 is a happy day for people who put milk in a bowl first and then cereal. On this day U CAN NOT get mad because of that because we celebrate National put milk in a bowl before u put the cereal day.
Anna: *puts milk in a bowl before cereal"
Mom: WHAT THE- R U DOING?
Anna: Chill, it is National put milk in a bowl before you put the cereal day.
Mom: I-
Mom: WHAT THE- R U DOING?
Anna: Chill, it is National put milk in a bowl before you put the cereal day.
Mom: I-
by Dahoodgrill123 November 4, 2021
Get the National put milk in a bowl before you put the cereal day mug.Man I’m so high... wanna make Doritos cereal? Sure thing man... (pours in Doritos inside bowl) (begins to pour Mountain Dew in the bowl) Ugh! MAN what the fuck?! (Begins to eat it) (swallows a bit of the cereal) (begins to throw up uncontrollably) MAN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! (Continues to throw up) YOU OKAY?! (Throws up 5% of their brain) AAAAH!!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!
by ieatantsforbreakfast November 7, 2021
Get the Doritos cereal mug.that thing where I actually have no preference and will sometimes do milk then cereal then cereal then milk.
friends: sooooo what order do you assemble your cereal in?
me: im a dual wielder.
friends: Is it possible to learn this power?
me: im a dual wielder.
friends: Is it possible to learn this power?
by Douchebag Destruction Delivery July 12, 2021
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by SPrice1980 April 24, 2022
Get the Wax Eye Cereal Killers mug.WAX EYE released several parody trading card series. CEREAL KILLERS Series 1, and Series 2 parodies popular cereal brands mixing with iconic horror films.
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