HOT CARL

Taking a shit in a sock and slapping someone in the face with it!

Wow, Matt just got a steamy hot carl to the face....gross

by DreamySarah December 24, 2007

hot carl

the act of sucking dick right after it has been fucking an asshole. also known as oaas... ''Oral After Anal Sex''. the anal sex can be douched or undouched.

i fucked her ass and then she sucked my dick... it was the first time i gave a hot carl to a chick.

by i am the great cornholio January 10, 2008

Atomic Carl

An Atomic Carl is when you actually get your head up someone or somethings asshole, and you get your cranium forced out ahead of the feces.

Ron the elephant trainer got his noggin in "Susie" the elephants behind at exactly the right time for his first Atomic Carl.

by Fringegolfer July 25, 2008

Cold Carl

When you do a chick up the ass and then make her suck the crusted shit left on your cock the next morning.

The morning after I corn-holed your mom, I woke the bitch up with a cold carl.

by Mike Hoxbigge June 17, 2003

Hot-Carl

when you get head while taking a shit

john likes to get a hot-carl from his girlfriend lisa

by thedonger June 11, 2006

Cold Carl

When you open the fridge at work (where everybody stores their lunch, etc.) and blast a big fart into it, closing the door quickly afterward.

Our office is having pies later to celebrate birthdays.
I just delivered a Cold Carl into the fridge in which the pies are stored. It'll be funny to watch everybody eat pie later.

by Cornhulio December 12, 2008

Hot Carl

To shit on someone's face

A stripper was cock-blocking her friend, another stripper whore, by telling me and me friends that the bitch was into some sick shit like "Hot Carls". She explained it to us; to have her face shit on.

by Daeman July 18, 2008