Unseasoned Cabbage

Everyones definition of this is different, but Unseasoned cabbage is when you are not really relatable, or when you don’t know a well-known thing.

“ did you see this tiktok its really funny“
“no? I don’t even get it.“
“ u unseasoned cabbage“

by urbanslangtranslater November 10, 2020

Unseasoned Cabbage

It’s a very offensive insult that means Milana.

You unseasoned cabbage.

by Seasoned Tic Tac March 27, 2021

Dense Cabbage

Rare insult

“Shut up you dense cabbage

by That Dense Cabbage Guy December 16, 2021

Crispy Cabbage

When a down syndrome gets caught in a house fire and just barely makes it out alive.

Firefighter: Wow, look a crispy cabbage made it out alive!

Firefighter: Wow, look a crispy cabbage made it out alive!

Firefighter 2: Wow, thats amazing I can't believe it.

by yeaitslunar February 24, 2022

wet cabbage

a word to describe an incredibly boring person with the most dull personality

“ocean is such a wet cabbage”

by meadox November 20, 2022

Pickled cabbage

Dreadlock man pubes that smell like Rigamortus.

Gotta scrub the men. Can’t have her smelling my pickled cabbage.

by Rodge July 6, 2023

muff is cabbage

1. A term used to describe the unhealthiness of one's (woman's) vagina.
2.) A nasty cabbage looking twat.

Eg. "Bro I went to go down on that girl at the party last night and realized she had a beat pussy!"
"Haha man her muff is cabbage!!"

by meefpeople March 24, 2014