A sex act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup, the hardest part of which is fitting everything in.
by Beaver16 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Slightly more obscene and profane than The Beaver...as in has way bigger teeth, and loves gettin that tail.
by deucedigger February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A disgusting yet oddly pleasurable sexual adventure in which participants (Which can range from two to nine) in which the Stanley cup, a bottle of maple syrup and the antlers of a moose are used.
by Ryan'oryan February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. When a woman fucks herself on a mounted moose head while the man pees into the Stanley Cup. The man then pours his urine into the woman's gaping cum hole, she then squirts his urine into the air where it promptly freezes into an icicle popsicle (because it's so fucking cold out). The man and woman then happily slurp on the pee pop while getting maple leaf tattoos on their asses.
Stephen Colbert condones Canada's history!
by ssdmes February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's historymug. when a man riding a moose wraps his skin flute in ham (aka canadian bacon) and flaunts it in front of a brigade of canadian mounties while simultaneously pleasuring celine dion (a canadian) with a hockey stick covered in maple leaves
guy #1: how'd things go last night with Trish?
guy #2: not great. gave her the old Canada's History and now i've been slapped with 47 misdemeanors.
guy #2: not great. gave her the old Canada's History and now i've been slapped with 47 misdemeanors.
by STL Dark Knight February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A sexual act so depraved it cannot be explained on television but can be described in detail on UrbanDictonary.com
It involves a beaver pelt, musket balls, and a life like replica of William Shatner.
It involves a beaver pelt, musket balls, and a life like replica of William Shatner.
by PrinceBizzle February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's historymug. While performing Canada's History, they used Moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup and the Stanley cup
by That Guy Bri February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.