Ghetto Commandments

Made popular by T-Pain's Freaknik musical special. 10 commandments that gangstas must live by. The commandments are as follows

1. If thou art a bitch ass nigga, thou shall not breath.
2. Puff Puff Giveth.
3. Thou shall not loveth thy hoe.
4. Thou shall not Knocketh thy hustle.
5. Real shalt recognize real.
6. Thou shall not pop bottles on models.
7. It's no fun if the homies Getteth none.
8. Never covet thy neighbors hoe.
9. Thou shall not snitch.
10. FUCKETH the police.

Break any of the Ghetto Commandments and Trap Jesus will smite thee

by rallymonkey12 October 27, 2012

Comment-Kazi

The act of bombarding someones social network status with comments. The comments should not be spam and should have some sort of relevance related to the original post.

Taken from combining the words Comment and Comakazi

(Victim Status) :Is at the movies. What is your favorite movie?

Comment: over 300 different movie titles...

(It helps to have more then 1 person Comment-Kazi'ing the status)

by Jayzion September 15, 2010

YouTube comment section

Often filled with Porn bots, Annoyingly overused memes, bad jokes, and arguments usually over the dumbest of problems.

The YouTube comment section is a dangerous place.

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 14, 2021

republic commando

great star wars themed first person shooter for xbox and pc. despite being a star wars title, it defies their habit of making childish games and makes a game everty bit as thoughtful as halo: combat evolved. in it, you command a squad of clone commandos during the clone wars. they are an elite squad fo four, and you complete various missions behind enemy lines.

noob: i'm gonna go play Pariah
Haxor: noob, time for Republic commando

by Snowman McKnives June 12, 2005

commenteered

When the thread from the original comment is commandeered by another party or parties.

"Lisa made a great point but it got lost when a couple of guys commenteered it to argue."

by Grant Moore June 14, 2008

Comment Crasher

A person who barges into a chain of comments and pretends they were apart of the whole conversation. This person usually adds something completely irrelevant or annoying.

Jane: Hey you want to see a movie friday?
Jill: Sure, what movie?
Jane: I dont know. How about District 9?
Jill: Sure. I heard it was good.
Douche: District 9 sucks. GI Joe was better.
Jane: Go away Douche. You comment crasher.

by Studwalker August 21, 2009

offhanded comment

A comment made without thinking.

Example of an Offhanded Comment
"Honey what do you think about my new vest?
(Offhanded Comment)Wow that looks like a rug my mom used to have!"

by MarkDB1973 July 4, 2008