colored guy 

A black African American.

A person who the liberals want to be kept in his place. As long as the colored guy works odd jobs, he will vote for liberals who will promise him entitlements. If a colored guy succeeds and does well in business, he will vote against liberals and their heavy taxes. Then, the liberals will call that colored guy Uncle Tom or Aunt Jemima.

Clarence Thomas is a colored guy hated by liberals because he doesn't want to be kept down on the plantation.

colored guy by Tuna Wanda May 14, 2005

Color Guard 

A person who is multi talented and do a routine with at least one of these flag, rifle, baton, and can in some cases dance, must know how to march.

Look at the color guard in the band their flags are so pretty.

Color Guard by Elizabeth September 15, 2003

Color Guard 

Girls (mostly) who spin a flag, rifle, and/or sabre( or sword). They are a mix between cheerleaders, dancers, and football players. They work their asses off to look good out on the field. Color guards are always together in shows, and strive to look the same. They are the best part of marching band.

Bob: Hey, whose that hot chick wearing a unitard and spinning a flag?

Steve: Oh, that's Sally, she's on color guard!
Bob: Sweet.

Color Guard by hannahgeeeeee August 6, 2009

Color Bars 

What Stock Footage instantly turns into when it is discovered.

In the following example Speaker B's failed Stock Footage is revealed to Speaker A to be Color Bars

Speaker B: "... yeah totally... "

Speaker A; "So can you even blame her? After all that it turns out that her cat Snuggles had been been run over by a U-Haul just that morning! "

Speaker B: "... that's awesome ... "

Speaker A: "Are you even listening to me?"

Speaker B: "Umm..."

Color Bars by Sergeant Hoze August 28, 2008

colorcrayon 

An especially skinny kid, who lacks any sort of confidence because of their size.

Student 1: Who is that colorcrayon trying to get around over there?

Student 2: I have no idea, but he certainly is small and seems to be lacking a great deal of confidence.

colorcrayon by Spencer Harrison January 21, 2008

Colorado Hot Geyser 

The sexual act of ejaculating into a partner's anal cavity and then farting out the semen. A woman who perfects the action is known as an Old Faithful.

Darnell: "Damn, that was an explosive Colorado Hot Geyser!!!"
Traci: "Thanks, hon. They don't call me an Old Faithful for nothin'."

Colorado Hot Geyser by Merriam EBster March 15, 2015

Colorado Standoff 

it is a 1v1 match in Super Smash Bros. Melee.

Hey man, do you want to have a Colorado standoff.

Colorado Standoff by dickdock December 10, 2009