clam clutch

1. (slang, derogatory) a gathering with many more women than men

2. the female equivalent to a sausage party
Surprisingly, it was quite a clam clutch at the gay bar.
by Koi_Boi April 14, 2018
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stripper clutch

the act of a stripper picking up money with her pussy or ass cheeks
Rob was planning on being an asshole and picking up the money again to make it rain but misty went down and got it in her stripper clutch.
by kwaw January 19, 2014
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clutch ass move

"Mom, if you make me some cookies, that would be a clutch ass move."
by the hornet76 January 04, 2021
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snake clutch

A personal carry all item only used by whoreish females/males when out on the town prowling for intercourse.

- useful for no other purpose
...There's Sheila again with her snake clutch...what a slut
by turbocandy November 28, 2018
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country clutch

The act of two backwoods family members fiercely and grabbing each other's twig and berries in an overtly but secretly gay manner. Usually followed up by an extremely gay wink.
Billy Bob gave his underage cousin the old country clutch.
by OminousGuy72 January 06, 2016
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Pop the Clutch

When a male is peeing while standing, realizes that he has to poop, and transitions to a sitting position to finish off the job before flushing
"Hang on bro, I'll be a few minutes longer. Thought I just had to pee, but going to pop the clutch."
"Aiight bro. Just spray something in there."
by TheTiger1889 February 16, 2021
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pop the clutch

Pop the clutch is when someone spends money - "clutch" being a woman's purse.
Daddy said, "Can I take you to the drive-in tonight?"
Then she said, "My direct deposit hasn't even hit, and you already tryin' to pop the clutch?"
by Moo Moo 68 June 28, 2020
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