Christian

Gay. Or gae. They always deny it, but that doesn’t stop the gayness.

Christian: “My thighs hurt”
Me: “because you’re gay”

Christian by LeiAddison March 1, 2020

Christian

The best boyfriend that a guy could ask for, smart, sweet, and loving to everyone around him. He tends to be over protective but will still hang out with you when it’s safe (COVID-19 / 2020) He is incredible handsome and hot both on the inside and the outside.

Christian is hot as f*ck

Christian by Gay media March 20, 2020

Christian

A simp

Christian is over the simping again.

Christian by froopy17 March 23, 2020

Christian

A psychological damaged boy who tends to chase females that he will never have a chance with. Resulting in him consulting the said females friends until their breaking point. Followed by not ever getting the girl. oh and did i mention he is talking to at least six other girls during the time of these unfathomable events.

So Leo showed me a video of jared and joe like fist fighting and i saw it was from december 22nd so i was like omg i was snap chatting jared then that’s so funny blab blah whatever. and then jared was like yeah that was night christain and morgan we’re getting it on right there on my couch and i like laughed it off whatever.

THEN I REALIZED

christian has the audacity. to literally. Tell me how he’s in love with me, i’m the only girl ever, all the blah blah nonsense. Then when i hang out with jared he freaks, proceeding to call me a dumb slut and that i’m the only girl ever blah blah. all while he was getting on with morgan only three nights before. now that my friend, is a classic christian

Christian by anonymous 75639 April 29, 2020

Christian

A sweet ass simp ass boy

That’s such a christian phrase

Christian by gangbagnger May 12, 2020

Christian

A guy who's wider than he is long. In all dimensions. His motto is: "never bring a sword to a mortar fight"
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Back Jerkman: "hey man, how did you beat that skinny guy in that dick contest, Christian?"
Christian: "He shouldn't have brought a sword to a mortar fight"

Christian by Guy With A Longsword May 15, 2020

Christian

Christian is the most toxic boy ever he will play you and break your heart and tell everyone your secrets he cant be trusted at all

don’t be such a christian

Christian by person2323 May 22, 2020