named for the metaphor of bringing a cannon (like a small civil war cannon) to a party to do one of two things
1. Pulled when someone says something toolish
2. Used to disperse a crowd in a bar of people you don't like.
1. Pulled when someone says something toolish
2. Used to disperse a crowd in a bar of people you don't like.
1. Sam and Rick outside during smoke break
Sam: Hey Rick, it's your birthday coming up and we should celebrate. let's do something cool; we'll make it a party
Rick: No can do, I have some work to do. Anyway, I really enjoy work and think get-togethers are getting sort of old, you know?
Sam: *imitates pulling the draw string of a cannon* Party Cannon! That is the lamest toolish piss I've ever heard. Take your head out of your ass and let's go celebrate your fuckin' birthday.
2. Paul: Joe pulled out the party cannon when the Stamp collectors association started singing at his favorite bar. It dispersed them, and then Joe and his friends could drink and have a good time in peace.
Sam: Hey Rick, it's your birthday coming up and we should celebrate. let's do something cool; we'll make it a party
Rick: No can do, I have some work to do. Anyway, I really enjoy work and think get-togethers are getting sort of old, you know?
Sam: *imitates pulling the draw string of a cannon* Party Cannon! That is the lamest toolish piss I've ever heard. Take your head out of your ass and let's go celebrate your fuckin' birthday.
2. Paul: Joe pulled out the party cannon when the Stamp collectors association started singing at his favorite bar. It dispersed them, and then Joe and his friends could drink and have a good time in peace.
by Fuckin' ender of all tools December 30, 2008
Get the party cannon mug.A Yeet Cannon in contemporary parlance refers to a pistol or other firearm used in an aggressive manner.
The Spartans used yeet as a battle cry when fighting the Persians at Thermopylae, as translated from neocontemporary Persian accounts of the battle. It is unknown if the term was in common use in the Greek city-states prior to the battle or if it was coined during that engagement.
The Massachusetts army holding Bunker Hill and Breed's Hill yeeted at the British regulars and at least one historian asserts that Major General John Stark, King in the North, yeeted in the general direction of General Howe during the British attack on his position. Though cannon were present during that battle, yeeting was only commonly employed by infantrymen of that time, particularly during bayonet charges.
In 1831, Mexican authorities gave a cannon to the settlers of Gonzales to protect themselves from Comanche raids. In 1835 Colonel Domingo de Ugartechea, the Mexican commander in Texas, requested the return of the cannon. They responded with a single word, YEET! The famous Yeet Cannon would be emblazoned on what would become known as the Gonzales Flag, the forerunner of the eventual Texas State Flag.
The Spartans used yeet as a battle cry when fighting the Persians at Thermopylae, as translated from neocontemporary Persian accounts of the battle. It is unknown if the term was in common use in the Greek city-states prior to the battle or if it was coined during that engagement.
The Massachusetts army holding Bunker Hill and Breed's Hill yeeted at the British regulars and at least one historian asserts that Major General John Stark, King in the North, yeeted in the general direction of General Howe during the British attack on his position. Though cannon were present during that battle, yeeting was only commonly employed by infantrymen of that time, particularly during bayonet charges.
In 1831, Mexican authorities gave a cannon to the settlers of Gonzales to protect themselves from Comanche raids. In 1835 Colonel Domingo de Ugartechea, the Mexican commander in Texas, requested the return of the cannon. They responded with a single word, YEET! The famous Yeet Cannon would be emblazoned on what would become known as the Gonzales Flag, the forerunner of the eventual Texas State Flag.
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Person 2:His girl just man cannoned him this morning.
Person 1:.....ouch.
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Dad "how was staying afterschool with your teacher, son?"
Me "i gave her a chili cheese cannon.."
Dad "You better have pics you little faggot"
Me "i gave her a chili cheese cannon.."
Dad "You better have pics you little faggot"
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