callum

the funniest kid in the world he will eat and lick your knee caps so watch out. all girls make fun of him cause he is soooo weird and boys bully him cause he is weird. if callum in your life let him go because he will eat you. if you want him in your life you are really weird and messed up. if you know a callum tell him to let you eat his knee caps.
¨who is that weirdo i think his name is callum.
ya he is soooo weird.

he has a tiny anus so dont date him only eat his knee caps.
by LAZAR BUM LAZAR FACE November 19, 2019
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Annoying,very very annoying, no one likes him except people like him tries to be normal but fails miserably
Fuck Off Callum
by Stoinx But Grammar September 21, 2020
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They always have massive heads.
Callum over there has a fucking massive head.
by RagingSnake69 November 22, 2021
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callum likes men
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All callums can balance very well
I want to be able to balance like callum
by Godgift124 September 10, 2020
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Callum is God's gift.
Any woman lucky enough to have him inside of them should feel amazed.
He also has very good balance.
Callum is the best at balancing
by Godgift124 September 10, 2020
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Callum is a truly amazing person, if you ever do get to meet them. A confident and kind person, who is lovely to spend time with and is someone whom you can get together with and have a nice time.
Friends: “Ladies watch out, Callum’s about!”
by Callum Wyatt April 06, 2021
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