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Callum Waddington

The sole reason Dr Pepper is still sold.
"Oi you seen Callum Waddington, bruv he has like 100 Dr Pepper cans a day lol."
by Squidward on a chair October 22, 2020
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Callum

Big saddo with no life and no friends. Is extremely erotic but disgusting to look at and be around.
Hey Callum
by DefinitelyNotCallum December 14, 2021
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Callum Wilkins

A weird specimen who is lost in this world, but also found in a natural habitat with a dead trim. He often doesn’t listen to when he’s being spoken to, he loves to impersonate the magician Houdini as he loves to disappear.
“Where’s Callum Wilkins gone”
“He’s done a Houdini the villa scum”
by Mandingo87 November 16, 2018
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A Callum

A Callum is someone who is very smart academically yet lacks general common sense.

They tend to rarely have any thoughts and when a thought does occasionally come to the front they must announce it immediately. They often enjoy things such as fishing and talking about themselves in third person. An extreme case of Callumism would cause the person to call some women 'naughty girls.'

Being called a Callum could be thought to be an insult but is often quite an affectionate term used between friends.
'OMG why did he just say that he's a proper knob'

'You're right he's such a Callum'
by lillin64 February 20, 2023
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Callum

Callum is Callum with blue balls.
person1: who's Callum?
person2: idk but he’s got blue balls
by MaddieTheSexyMf October 3, 2021
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Callum Singleton

Callum Singleton is a fat bastard. He is an attention seeker and smokes fags.
by Saggypumpum August 31, 2019
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Callum

British man with a sharp wit and wrinkly brain. Will most definitely carry your ass through school.
Did you hear about Callum?

Ya! He's super smart, but I heard he has a foot fetish.
by tomriddlemethisbitch November 23, 2021
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